u lewded it
Rookie numbers
Is this what private schools are like?
To mark as mature.... or not?
Whoops Wrong Skype Number
ah, graveyards nowadays...
Problem? No problem
My neighbor peels out daily, so I wrote him a nice poem!
The chosen one
Da wae of da Jedda....
Talking with Alexa
Tell Schrödinger I Survived
It’s possible.
...good times
Movie Theater
Tobleronistan Express
One final message from the Hawaii Emergency Management Agency
Kids are our future
As you can see he planned the highgroound from before.
I was in a local DnD store and this dude was chillin there.
It is good to bee aware of the difference.
Hawaii EMA worker this morning
I think men’s fashion is finally on the right track
Not even Flextape can fix this
‘We will all suffer’
Motivational
Checkmate?
The reason why a false missile alert came out from Hawaii
We have a 6 week old baby, our neighbours knew we were having a little trouble getting her to sleep!! They made us this great little cross stitch
Advice from 2 Chainz
Hell yeah!
the grass is always greener...
Hawaii Missile Command Chief
Skidaddle
blade runner 3 is looking good
This why I always go mini golfing for 1st dates..
I think I just found a horcrux in my local theater...
s u c c
About 5 years ago, I put googly eyes on a picture of my brother as a baby. They're still there to this day.
Staying positive in Hawaii
Pikachu charger
Relatable
And I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more to be that man who walked a thousand miles to punch the bi*ch who said my air bnb was sub standard.
Just imagine it
Beautiful art
What are those holes for?
Untitled
You need to calm down!
I was at the right place at the right time...
The Lord's Plan
The picture NASA didn't want you to see
My brother found this today... wish I wasn’t already divorced so I could use these guys.
Best way to announce a pregnancy
'Nobody Will Play Catch With Me' by Brett McDanel
How to seriously *** with people
It's a hard life.
My parents sent me this after breaking up with my gf.
Appreciate it.
Old woman’s picture comically places next to this
a discovery
valid url ftw
They are
I wish more people did this
Spider plant are hallucinogenic to cats, so we moved ours. Think the habit is already formed.
Cousin Swol
Kinda ironic
This shit is too good not to post (OC)
When the going gets tough
I would do that with hentai
When you finally meet a great guy who's trustworthy, but a little socially awkward.
This man dressed up as EA for Pax south. Was kicked out 5 minutes later.
The worlds most useless job, A lifeguard at the Olympics
What do people do in the shower for 45 minutes + ?????
When I go to a Polish person's house
Dear Parents And Prudes
My battalion was sent this thank you letter. Our CO framed it.
Nicely said
Melk
damn
A local diner posted some fan photography but all I see is Justin Bieber in a wig...
Not my milk!
Mr. Phones
But I only ordered a six piece....
I think she gives a pretty clear answer
use
yum
My dads fortune cookie paper has misaligned print
The Babes Of Star Wars
My more realistic laundry load size choices...
Parents asked me to house sit for them while they're out of town, I sent them this today.
Library help desk
...I think I'm gonna use the stall
He is not impressed
Art for winter
Maynard J. Keenan from Tool was asked if the wine he sold was vegan. He replied with this picture...
yes
don't mind me just chilling
Fav ASMR :)
Rush B, cyka
yes