Doctor's tips

Some next level snitchery

I gave my 2 year old a slice of cheese to eat while she was watching some Paw Patrol. Then I checked on her a minute later...

Caught my kitten either mid yawn or mid transformation into the creature from The Thing.

Unexpected electric blanket review

Wholesome Space

Found a good spot for this sticker at last

First color image of Mars

Where we're going we don't need roads

Shout ding, dong really loud

Realistic Foosball

This woman was pushing her older husband on Costco cart just for fun and gave us a thumbs up as they passed

the last melonbender

More grown up than Bart

My 8 year old couldn't find his beloved teddy bear; turns out he accidentally left him at my Dad's house. This is the text my Dad sent to let us know he found the bear......

Brooklyn Nine-Nine has a lot of great lines, but this is my favorite.

Treat yo self

A woman gotta do what a woman goota do...

huehuehue

Already on sale in a Maui gift shop

You know what they say, whatever totes your scrote

I don't think someone is getting off the train...

Can you beat him ?

Maybe she is just fat

yes

christian merch <3

:notlikethis:

Must be a nightmare to sing happy birthday to her

Understandable

How to prank an office that just got a new copier

I was adopted!!! Why...

Finally! Some equality.

Checkmate, Flat Earthers!

My sister downloaded this new app that takes your picture and compares it to old paintings and here what came up...

Who dis

catholic canon

As soon as I saw Jennifer Lawrence in Red Sparrow I thought of Katya

such a well-behaved meme

Lol ***in Ikea.

This is a picture of me when I was younger

death!

depression

Relatable

Friends saw this as they were travelling home today!

anime tiddies

Nine-bun-bun, what's the emergency?

Sure enough, the tweet was deleted

Singing...

I bless the rains down in Shitholes

checkmate

shark!!

9/11 cucked anon

I wasn't sure

I see you are person of taste aswell.

Semi-Auto Elephant Gun

they look like they're posing for a 90's rap cover

That ambiguous feeling, when you want unfriend your parents, but can’t to do so

This gem that popped on my Facebook

F O O D B R A N D S

How future historians will look back at the current state of affairs.

u lewded it

Rookie numbers

Is this what private schools are like?

To mark as mature.... or not?

Whoops Wrong Skype Number

ah, graveyards nowadays...

Problem? No problem

My neighbor peels out daily, so I wrote him a nice poem!

The chosen one

Da wae of da Jedda....

Talking with Alexa

Tell Schrödinger I Survived

It’s possible.

...good times

Movie Theater

Tobleronistan Express

One final message from the Hawaii Emergency Management Agency

Kids are our future

As you can see he planned the highgroound from before.

I was in a local DnD store and this dude was chillin there.

It is good to bee aware of the difference.

Hawaii EMA worker this morning

I think men’s fashion is finally on the right track

Not even Flextape can fix this

‘We will all suffer’

Motivational

Checkmate?

The reason why a false missile alert came out from Hawaii

We have a 6 week old baby, our neighbours knew we were having a little trouble getting her to sleep!! They made us this great little cross stitch

Advice from 2 Chainz

Hell yeah!

the grass is always greener...

Hawaii Missile Command Chief

Skidaddle

blade runner 3 is looking good

This why I always go mini golfing for 1st dates..

I think I just found a horcrux in my local theater...

s u c c

About 5 years ago, I put googly eyes on a picture of my brother as a baby. They're still there to this day.

Staying positive in Hawaii