Apparently I'm late for an important meeting with my cat

Just a simple spell

Found out who the local drug dealer is...

eat it

I knew something seemed off

Local donut place making light of our nation's current trend

oh my god..

Where my Golden Corral chocolate fountain lovers at?

Forget about tide pods , cotton candy is the new thing !

Can’t disagree with him.

Understandable

Got a new t-shirt yesterday.

Just keep walking son. Don't make eye contact

thirst

After a 12 inch snowstorm someone sculpted a car in the snow.

Wait for it

No time for pods

Do u kno da wae to Holiwud?

Oh damn..

Loading 95%

The good news and the bad news

When you visit a pet adoption centre

Kids nowadays!

Hopefully

You want a scholarship

Our teacher was struggling to find where her pdf is every time. So we made this.

Colest vagene in bobs

Normal is a state of mind

San Fran

#hetoo

He's too cool to hang out with us on a regular basis tho

naruto has aged quite a bit

Just your average Tuesday in Minnesota

Oooooof

First time posting here and hope this doesn't break any rules. I don't understand all of them. I'm old :)

Simply Heartbreaking

Cotton Candy? Yes Please

LinkedIn started slipping in some new skills

Trends that made a comeback

Leg exercises with friends

The colors of the wind

Meanwhile in my country

Bird shits a self portrait

My campus library is hip with the kids

Oh Texas...

Send A Duck To Do A Mans Job

I think my son may be trying to tell me something. He slid this under my office door.

I couldn't help but laugh!

Why are we having people from $hithole countries come here?

Reasons my wife tries to get my attention

Mathematical limerick.

springfield stories

Take on my spaghet

Desperation lvl 100

Maths could be soooo confusing sometimes...

quick maths

open up this pit

May Keanu bless you with wisdom

Shaq and Yao Ming make Kevin Hart look photoshopped into a picture.

Snow in Texas!

So THAT'S what the extra screws were for....

The elite doesn't want you to taste the forbidden fruit!

Shadows

Picked my parents up at the airport last night after a vacation in Hawaii. They bought a new Christmas ornament for their trip.

Biblical Memegedon

I win them all.

Super Mario

stand!

They hated homer, because he spoke the truth

So me.

YOU MANIACS

Replace HDL with HL and Hitler with Traps and you're good to go

We've noticed that the map of our city looked like the Millenium Falcom so my friends decided to draw it on map using a bike app

Let there be light.

miracle cure

I’m visiting the USA for the first time: There was a glitch in the Matrix yesterday as I stood in line at the MET, NY.

egg

My cactus looks like a rabbit dabbing

Sorry boss

Chewing gum and kicking ass

Swurgent!

Nice

the end of racism

*** you Sarah!

PSA for tornadoes

Is this the start of a new saga?

2010 was a much simpler time.

damn he got a man really fast

Best Twitter Roast of All Time...

Nibba

The '60s vs now

skinnerburgers

Can confirm

You gotta do what you gotta do...

Everybody expresses road rage a little differently

Plot twist!

The loudest thing ever created by man

A very British haiku

Roasted by Google Assistant

My neighbours an ***. I figured this note was appropriate.