Has anyone ever told you...
PSSHHHHH SEX IS FOR LOSERS ANYWAY
My coworker isn’t feeling well and decided to rest at lunch. I thought she was in her car until someone pointed out she’d been at her desk all along.
Don't travel with Tom Hanks.
Saw this at my local repair supplies shop
Anon wishes he got nuked
I’m a cop and this year during our annual inservice training for CPR, I’m going to have colored copies of this made and passed out to the class:
Not even milk is alone
My parents cleaned out their closet and found a Christmas gift that I was supposed to get in 1993.
Finding Nemo
How well do you understand physics?
Now that is a good wall
Thot Catcher
Guilty pleasures
Is it just me or does the IRS building sign look like a cards against humanity card?
KIDS CARTOONS GET REAL
Moon: 12 People have been there
Take me, my hero!
Yawn...
I had to look a few times
C R I M I N A L S C U M
Fresh Buns
This is the kind of love I want
That'll do pig, that'll do
Some things are better left white.....
Win win win
The City of Los Angeles just posted this to their job page on facebook
Coconut
Asked Dominoes to ‘Draw your best Velociraptor on the box’
THE STATE OF YOUTUBE
Its always a black guy...
This show was gold
I too have a bird that visits my window at work.
frenchies got game
Canada
shia labeouf style
I broke at the screeming part.
My roommate made a flowchart explaining how to use our terrible dryer.
haha yes
Another step for mankind
Not good.
Amazon Reviewer recommends shade
It was one big story all along
Sneaky Pete
***es better make this reach front
My biggest fears in life
This is on an actual teacher's manual
What a man!
Fair point
We have a Blue Football field. It confuses out of towners.
Disturbing Squidward Cosplay
RIP that crowd updated
triggered
Cheese>cocaine
so what classes do you like haha interesting cool cool cool
Anon comes from a small town.
oh..
This is what you get when you ask for a hamburger in Italy.
Read it and weep
300: Rise of the Janitors
omg yes O///O
ye olde meme [memes so old they have lost all reference]
You just know that these kid’s mom has a “let me see your manager” haircut.
Cuphead will save Youtube!
Can I have a venti, 3/4 ice, low soy, no milk, light whipped cream, caramel macchiato?
YES YES YES
Every few years Tom Hanks plays a slightly more serious Captain.
Oh no, I’m under attack.
Greatest faint tactic of Football
gotta go fed
I found the fill to my void finally!
Researching robot vacuums when...
Mr Bernstein has seen some shit
The Waiting Game
Star Trek did it first.
customer service
Got my first tattoo today. Dad wanted in the photo.
Anon...
Hell yeah, Tide is making vapes now too.
While shopping for a car seat booster on Amazon I found this gem of a question.
max
LLAMATHRUST!
click all the cars
Look at the right guy's shirt
What's something you wish you had?
Return from the Stars, by Stanislaw Lem, published 1961.
Life cycle .....
Frugal
My sister found gold on her friend's Snapchat story
A C E
sad
At least he had a good sense of humour.
She puts herself in the corner when she’s done something wrong. Now I’m afraid to go find what it is.
Another Fox Disney Princess
When life gives you lemons,
RIP that crowd replay
not safe for work thug
Cutting corners
*cries in america*
True story...bro?