My friend is as good as dead. Her cat will murder her in her sleep any day now

Whhhhhhaaaaaattttttt??????

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What were you doing when the crash happened?

I've been unemployed for two months and have been staying up until all manner of hours for no reason. This basically sums up my life right now

When winter gets really cold

Just a heartbroken man offering a chuckle in exchange for love points

Typical british fox, but he does not have a tie

The worst fear.

Just landed in Texas... saw a useful warning from the local Sherif’s office

So distraught

haha funny meme

Somebody call the fire department!

Why I suck at texting

See you next time on quintuple D

But at least they named it after something you can see in the kitchen :v

Russia's Got Talent

I introduced my cat to my newborn daughter

You okay Duolingo?

It’s a fashion statement

Buzzzz

Solar system

Unintentionally funny feminists.

This is why you keep your eyes on the ball!

Bad design

What’s a computer?

The irony of this as I drive to a TBD dinner location

Too risky.

Cloakman knows ALL.

What if humans were more like bees?

My favourite blanket

It’s a-me,

Donation Decline

Forget coexistence...

When you need to know

Taking an exam...

Kids ideas

What's a vehicle?

If fish smoked...

It's called body positivity and I love it.

Having two right feet doesn't have to stop you from becoming a model

Your friend that swears she's "totally sober"

Found an old picture of my moms boyfriend. I can't tell if he looks more like Mike or Eleven but I can't stop laughing either way.

I’m sorry, but McDonalds is losing their mind...

This dude is doing online dating right

He deserves a national holiday

When your girlfriend is a vegan, but you are not

make hugelol great (again?)

Haha No

Hell yeah

Now that Jonah Hill is skinny...

So....am I supposed to buy this or not?

Accurate Goth

Classic

A Nothingburger...

Gotta go fast

*pumped up kicks starts playing in the background*

"It's not water"

Ave

What happens when you go for the rear defrost but hit the sunroof. Alaska style.

I got my friend an authentic newspaper from her actual date of birth as a gift. You don't get a chance to see it before it comes...

My Valentines Day reservation is done.

Help they're kidnapping me

Just like me!

In case you were wondering, this is how you put "stripper" on a resume.

Hey Sis, come help me with this Selfie

What color is it?

Anon wants to make friends

when fresh is flooded by Bapsi ifunny reposts

>tall black guys that come and steal your stuff, and get aggressive if you look at them

yes im adicted to this meme

Heat Rises in Hell

Mine agrees...

Only Food Service and Retail workers understand.

My daughters birthday was yesterday . She didnt want to be a princess or a fairy . She wanted to be a pennywise . I hope she always stays weird

I know you!

Quiet! The dog is listening...

2 sausages for free...hmm... shut up and take my money!

Why Dave Chappelle Would Take Another Break From Comedy

A friend just sent me this

Probably not.

It’ll look elegant at least.

Happy Australia Day

Safety always first.

Got a point...

Pen Is Stuck

Spidey senses tingling

Not sure what store this but my friend sent a picture.

Ummm...??..

:'(

Hank gets us

At the local drinkatorium.

I bought these sweatpants immediately after reading this review

The reunion I’m hoping for at the Super Bowl halftime show

Pew pew. Now you know.

My new puppy!

My sister brought this mini hammock home from Nicaragua. We put it to good use.

Coffee doesn’t do this......

colection

Like hot apple pie