This relationship is nuts.

It's so hard to eat healthy these days...

97%...

Wiretapping potato

John Wick loves his ant

Sabrina the Teenage Witch

He's a master of karate for everyone!

My mom sent me this picture from Hawaii

I told my 5 month old pit bull to stay off the couch, so she cleverly disguised herself as a pillow.

Snacks .

Hell yeah

Courtesy of Instagram.

conclusion: kys

My dad is an amputee. He texts me pics like this often.

Thou shalt covet .

I found this modern day piccaso

A great Valentine's Day gift.

Every job I’ve ever had.

Divorced. Just a man, his van and his cats.

Asked for a McMuffin on a bagel

My wife got the munchies last night and figured this was a good way to bake cookies.

2 sides to every story

How you know an internet trend has gone too far.

Uha

When you're tired of instagram ads

Don’t let that innocent face fool you!

Answer carefully Mr. Johnson

To censor captions

Google's dating advice

Browsing Netflix

Ha, can't touch my 13.6 terabytes of transgender midget porn

Cats always are part of a good joke

We made an agreement, best friends forever!

When peoples don't understand u

The loudest sound ever

Let’s see. A five letter word for “happiness...” Money

Pizzzzzaaa

That guy couldn’t pull out of a driveway

When you want an upgrade but don’t wanna forget where you came from

I hope this works.

Free Marketing

We are all the same underneath. Except some...

My neck.

paradox

Obee-wan-kenobee

I’m just blown away by Googles facial recognition.

Jesus H Christ!

You think they made a mistake, but this is just clever advertising

How to administer pills to your cat

Instant hosebeast

try again

Found at work...

Just another question in one of my sister's school book

My wife really likes it when I do house work so I sent her these pictures while she was at work hoping it would turn her on.

The most Toronto photo

I think there’s more than 16 volumes for me...

Final preparations for an April 1 reveal

My friend is as good as dead. Her cat will murder her in her sleep any day now

Whhhhhhaaaaaattttttt??????

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What were you doing when the crash happened?

I've been unemployed for two months and have been staying up until all manner of hours for no reason. This basically sums up my life right now

When winter gets really cold

Just a heartbroken man offering a chuckle in exchange for love points

Typical british fox, but he does not have a tie

The worst fear.

Just landed in Texas... saw a useful warning from the local Sherif’s office

So distraught

haha funny meme

Somebody call the fire department!

Why I suck at texting

See you next time on quintuple D

But at least they named it after something you can see in the kitchen :v

Russia's Got Talent

I introduced my cat to my newborn daughter

You okay Duolingo?

It’s a fashion statement

Buzzzz

Solar system

Unintentionally funny feminists.

This is why you keep your eyes on the ball!

Bad design

What’s a computer?

The irony of this as I drive to a TBD dinner location

Too risky.

Cloakman knows ALL.

What if humans were more like bees?

My favourite blanket

It’s a-me,

Donation Decline

Forget coexistence...

When you need to know

Taking an exam...

Kids ideas

What's a vehicle?

If fish smoked...

It's called body positivity and I love it.

Having two right feet doesn't have to stop you from becoming a model

Your friend that swears she's "totally sober"

Found an old picture of my moms boyfriend. I can't tell if he looks more like Mike or Eleven but I can't stop laughing either way.