It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
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My niece got a candle making kit. Here is her first “candle.”
This comment for ultra thin Trojan condoms on Amazon
IKEA founder passed away
Well shit rose
U will be missed
Probably not the message you want to send to your Valentine
It sort of Bugs me.
He hated Mondays
When "DrDank" posts the least dank posts using dead meme formats
Made me rofl
get the f*ck outta here with that weak ass sh*t
the self defense of sheep
clear your mind
Tough choices tonight on TV
trumper strikes again
Your username is your real name. I hope you chose wisely.
I came home to a package I didn't order - I opened it up to find this and have no idea who to thank.
When got all right answers
I'd also kill myself
Searched for yoga poses. Was not dissappointed.
Trying to fit in
Friend works at Mr.Lube and sent me this
Someone just told me about this and now I can’t unsee it.
an ordinary table
At age 12 my girlfriend had to write a letter to herself for school and keep it sealed 20 years. She turned 32 today. She fooled her teacher then... and herself now.
Might be my only talent.
Looks like your mom's new dildo finally shipped
Some memes are like herpes; you never really get rid of them
Be gone thought
So a local business put this sign up for Valentines Day...
Buying those googly eyes was the best idea in a while. he looks so happy.
Take a seat
Just two ladies doing typical Mom stuff
Isn’t this how Hitler started?
Planet Fitness wouldn't let me cancel over the phone, and required a certified letter to cancel since I live in a different state now. I dropped this in the mail today.
Perception vs Reality.
The path to independence
Gets me everytime
***ing Kill yourself
The number of possible star wars meme is infinite at this point
This ad for the New Dodge Demon is simply the letter from the NHRA telling them it’s too fast to be allowed.
RIP prince! Funniest cameo
That seems to be serious problem
Daisy Ridley and her sister!
Sheneman cartoon in the Star Ledger today
If you aren't already in a wheelchair, you will be after this
And this was before Christ
When the group plan gets cancelled
Fight for a Belt
Angus you fatass
words to live by
Magic of morning
Into the void we go
Everything about this face swap is hilarious, creepy and the definition of parenting
black go back
Bit late, forgot the Grammys were last night
It was just a prank bruh
I was wondering why my two year old son started piling popcorn under the bed...
Could of saved so much time...
Wasn’t close enough to get a good picture of Jack Black, so quickly snapped the giant screen while watching The D. Was pleasantly surprised.
The truest thing John has ever said
Googled celebrity look alikes, was not dissapointed
Why is this stock photo even exist?
Every time my girlfriend and I go on vacation we buy one of these signs to put on my roommates door. He’s a 25 year old guy.
If I go missing please have the cops look at my cat because after she gave me this look today I don't now if I will survive the night
The Machine knows!!!
When the grass looks greener
Usual morning in a dorm
Don’t grab your coworkers.
He is legit pouting lip put and all
When someone’s getting roasted in class...
Such an emotional and captivating story
I've seen worst.