The wood grain on this door looks like a damp woman ran into it

Help pls

Grab her by the tits

SpaceX in 2002

I think they call them goths now days...

Honest traffic announcement

I was going to go jogging...

My friend made a thing a while back

Bye gawd, ya done it

Guess what day it is my dudes

how can you say that?

Spying on the neighbors

oh shit guys

No excuses!

Next time you're going down

Accidental X-Men cosplay team

oh watch out watch out!

When you Think You've got this, but Instead Fail Miserably

rip

heh

The only way to cross a street safely.

If God said so, it must be true

Authentic Cuban Fries

How I imagine the Tesla being found in the future

I hope my Valentine’s Day cards are better this year than they were last year

Get in loser, we're going to earth.

A counterpoint to Musk's free advertisement.

Me, after I successfully launch a 34000$ vehicle over Australia

The fourth biggest religion

Kick my seat again...

Musk

One of my colleagues found an old WD-40 advertisement in the archives.

Another great actor lost to drugs and alcohol.

Something seems a bit odd about this air freshner.

Real actul shit poop

Maximum efficiency

Hell yeah

When you lose against Downudder

My dog recently lost her eyesight, but still runs to the window whenever she hears that snowplow...

Thanks Elon for giving us the proof!

bumblebee cucumbersnatch

To this day, I still cannot figure out how no one could figure out Prince Adam was He-Man.

Let’s all remember the humble origins of SpaceX

All my friends are having babies. I just want to fit in.

Eagles win Super Bowl by 8 points in 2018

Wonderful

Mc Death

How I imagine life in the UK will be like

He gon get em

Spotted this in my university’s parking lot

Panhandling done right

There must be a pattern...

A force of destruction

Grammar batzi

Han Solo

Starman

Messenger filters are too real.

oh my god

Feel my pain

“Something interesting down this hole you say?”

SpaceX confirm successsful autopilot deployment

Ear cancer

here we go

Ain't playin' around

careful when outside

Do what to my wrist?!

Hi Dominic

Someone was a little...creative...

Dead. On.

When life graphics are still loading

Maybe it's Lupus

I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by Capitalism

Get lost

Darude memestorm

The first time I experienced something meta was in the 90s

bullet holes to donut and dick holes

explain

EXPaNd DoNg

Get this man some TP for his bunghole ASAP

not in Utica

Murdered By Words

Western Australia’s police force response to Elon informing us that his car is currently over Australia.

My dick pick.

After today’s space launch this scene from Star Trek voyager seems a little less far fetched

rainbowX3

me irl

Brady pullin' a fast one

When you know you're lost but too stubborn to ask for directions.

Or maybe he wanted to meet his good old friend running that country.

Oh, how the tides have turned...

This one will die soon as well

Yeah you broke piece of shit, buy her a ***ing house.

Take this squiggle 3 times a day

Tea time.

Evolution of the Internet

Never change Vegas

Every day of the year

When you accidentally use Apple maps instead of Google.

The best maternity shirt ever

Broken mirror in a public restroom in San Fran.