The world needs more people like Elon musk.

My 8yr old son said that this was, 'A big honking meeting.'

"My dentist office staff looks like a polygamist family"

"Knowledge is nothing without wisdom"

Well, well. What do we got here?

Funny cause it's true....or just sad.

Bop it!

= + || = #

coffe vs spoon

This is Accurate ...

wish i could talk like that

The League of Shadowy Women

Left job but still in the group chat

Burn so hard he's gonna be tanner than them

At a local hamburger restaurant...

It only took 14 years for my jeep to travel the distance that light travels in one second.

Can you disagree with ratmic tho?

The best, undisputed duo ever.

Botox power

ah valentines

you like to dip eh?

Hey, it's 2018, you can be whatever you want

Can we do that?

Staceys also probably pop into existence in high school

I‘m not done with the Star Wars maymays yet

nice one

I'm actually in 5 states at once, if you count my constant paranoia

My friend has a box of "cheez its" tattooed on his leg. He met a higher up from the company on a cruise and they sent him a bunch of cheez its gear.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

My personal favourite thing to burn

hmm...makes sense

Erm, I guess I'm officially prepared for any situation in Norway.

Tomorrow we test launch the Canadian goose heavy.

Who wouldn’t pay $1500 for this kind of floating nightmare?

HUEHUE

My daughter decided to start claiming food

Happy Hunger Games! May the odds be ever in your favor.

Elon makes a discovery

The Hunger Games?

How to properly use PETA's stickers

Thailand trolled again. CPR Instructions next to the hotel pool. They haven't the slightest clue...

I just found this funny

I mean he kinda deserved that... poor neighbours

My girlfriend tried to use voice-to-text

Unemployment is the solution

Spotted at a popular busking spot in my city

If you know, you know.

when you love fur clothes but against killing animals

Tried to face swap this ferret.... didn’t quite go as expected.

4 states at once....

Hmmmmmmm.....

hummmm!

Looks like we're getting the shaft.

title

New year, new look

Ready for battle

Protection

disguise

Wholesome

My kind of people

Your in-flight movie this evening will be Barbershop

The best Radiohead song ever

alternate ending

Superman the Wise

1960s Batman was dope AF

Finally finished that grind for that new camo

Vegetable Stories

got them

take that Merica

Who else has this folder?

Initial bus qt

How do people afford cars like those?

yeah sry about that

Jungle Night Party

The wood grain on this door looks like a damp woman ran into it

Help pls

Grab her by the tits

SpaceX in 2002

I think they call them goths now days...

Honest traffic announcement

I was going to go jogging...

My friend made a thing a while back

Bye gawd, ya done it

Guess what day it is my dudes

how can you say that?

Spying on the neighbors

oh shit guys

No excuses!

Next time you're going down

Accidental X-Men cosplay team

oh watch out watch out!

When you Think You've got this, but Instead Fail Miserably

rip

heh

The only way to cross a street safely.

If God said so, it must be true

Authentic Cuban Fries

How I imagine the Tesla being found in the future

I hope my Valentine’s Day cards are better this year than they were last year

Get in loser, we're going to earth.