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The suffering continues...
a man can dream
The Flat Earth Society
Taking this to a whole new level
Mistakes have indeed been made
How else would I transport it, officer?
Presenting To You Flat Snowball
The Fact Cycle
The great battle of the corgis.
Here's an update everyone. It's not looking too good for Michael. Will keep you posted.
A little parent humour this evening
My 6 year old son had his first school dance tonight. Got caught giving roses to different girls.
I made a sex tape.
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy think they are sly.
Welcome to Kansas can I take your order?
What do we do!
The last of my childless friends from college had their first baby recently. They're being adequately initiated.
Go F yourself :D
Canadian Parking Ticket
Anon is going places
Mrs. Kim don’t play no games
saves the day
I wrote a blog post about this
Body paint company is very aware
Who’s hot? Who’s not?
Can't do seven sorry
Nobody ***s with France
Steve Martin’s response to fan mail.
My relationships in a nutshell.
When shit hits the rotating door
Relevant and relatable
My son got detention. Can't even be mad.
I Want Justice Now !
Calvin Has School Figured Out
My job put up poster boards so we could put up cute/fun office pictures. I got to it first.
When people ask me why I love this place
So this is cultural appropriation...
Come here Jenny
Just add vinegar
A friend of mine yesterday
I sure you were all wondering.
So meowch truth
Sallie Mae never planned for this
At least someone's happy to see me after a long day at work
I woke up
At the crayola museum, they let you make your own crayon labels
Sneaking in a quick snack
KFC’s apology in the Sun newspaper today.
Change My Mind
Everybody’s gonna die
How to host a party free from height privilege
The Way This Calendar Program Allows You To Choose Your Vibration Pattern For Notifications.
And just like that, it was over
Every “model” on Instagram when she gets a new hairdo
How to spot drunk drivers in Michigan
Hi guys, whuts erp?
May your weekend be as good as this.
When I leave my daughter alone in the Target aisle with alphabetized decorative letters.
My olympic talent
Hey guys, I caught a big~ big mouse just now , so big !
Helps them stay grounded...
This is getting out of hand !
Apparently the boy was the only one who understood the point of the picture..
Put a band-aid on it.
New portrait of my son for the living room.
My daughter didn’t want her brother to steal her blanket again.
My sister let's her kids make inspirational quotes for each day. This was my nephews quote for today
Don't let my sister house sit for you...
I do not remember anymore how it was to breath freely
I'm hungry Nana
It’s not delivery..
Just in case you need help
My girlfriend takes Zuko on shoulder expeditions through the house, so he can examine things in high places.
Actors you recognize but can't name.
Light as a feather, stiff as a board
Yup, the older I get, the weirder math gets
Friend of mine’s daughter was in a chess competition. Safe to say she brought her game face.
Yes dude, it's because of the blanket.
I introduced my grandma to hip-hop 2 weeks ago and she gave me this today
I told my daughter that CDs have music on them.