It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
375,044 Gold Club
I only see the T-rex battle
;( ... why did he click allow?
"You Have 20 Minutes to Comply"
I Swear These Are Connected
My Dad Dressed up as Borat For Halloween
As a turtle, this is Relatable
The original fleshlights
You did good people
This awesome sign at a local little league field
Niagara Falls Aug 13 2018
Not your typical girl
whenever i wake up to get food.
The new neighbors are very old
Ready to be in SUPERLOVE?
If I only saw this in my way to work instead of the way home.
I’m single, in my early 30’s, and all my friends have kids. This is my life.
I'd just like to aks you a question
Gotta try something
Atheist’s tombstone. Ferndale, CA. Gotta love a good sense of humor.
Reflexion on the human mind
Momma always said...
this frame made me chuckle
my newest attempt to offend an Italian: check out the sushiroll crust
the best tshirt ever
Bud Light Placing ‘Victory Fridges’ In Cleveland Bars, Free Beer For Everyone When Browns Win First Game Since 2016
Take me back to the 70's
Picture taken before a catastrophe
When browsing new actually pays off.
It’s an eggcellent question.
There’s no age limit to disappointing your parents
Broke up with my GF. When she fell asleep I stole her toilet
Before and After Beer
Renewable energy at your fingertips
Please come back Duddy -6
I was watching a documentary and I believe someone mislead the gallery owner into thinking he'll be filmed from the waist up. In all fairness he did wear half a suit.
It’s always so disappointing smh
How do you break the news to him?
In a bit of a pickle
This hangs in the cubicle of one of my favorite dispatchers and makes me laugh every time I see it!
How could you
(almost) Everyone is here ! (HD version in comments)
Just feel good things
don't be an ass
Loving these new pokemon
Coupon coupon grey poupon
Monkey posing like every girl on instagram
Teach the fear
Haven’t tested it out yet.
Epic fraud effort FAIL!
One business two different services...
My teacher's hall passes
Rachel has the perfect name for a dentist
Welcome to the new age
Priorities, this dad has them.
My girlfriend drew this for me after a trip to the pond
Another day at the breast implant farm
Don't do drugs kids.
For when you're in the market for a meat tenderizer & buttplug
Shopping online for coffee tables and came across this review.
A real smooth talker
A pundamental force
Hot pockets hot as hell
Apple is just playing us now
From the great philosopher Bearistotle
My local Dunkin Donuts drive through speaker broke. They’re using a baby monitor now.
I’ve always wondered where these strange creatures came from
Applicable in most social settings
Big dad energy
OH We have a new neighbors
A good advice that goes both ways
I spent 30 days in Europe and imitated as many "Insta models" as I could. The following are some of my favorites.
Does this also work as an alignment chart?
O I C
I wish opioids worked like this
damn boi, he thicc boi
The two type of people - from Owlturd comics
You never know when you will need your lockpicks.
Why so accurate?
Damn muscle memory
...magic gay shield, thank you internet
It's a peaceful life