When you die early and have to watch your friends play the rest of the game

The men’s room was too boring

After hearing Fergie destroy the national anthem just now

Ow.

The Dad Tax

Ya know

post 3

People say mean things.

The only time

Outside lowes and this pretty much was the only reason I bought some.

Grandpa got my son a big wad of cash for his birthday

A deep examination of my inner emotions

This meme is so true

Never go alone...

Good thing I don't have friends or a social life.

Dropping the bomb...

We the forgotten lol

I said to my co worker i left bills in the cash drawer

Found this memelord at my local gym the other day

Always a good time to play chess

Sometimes I take a hot bath with bubbles

My movie life is forever ruined..

This Has Disaster Written All Over It

Featuring number one hit “have you seen my screwdriver?!”

Happy Chinese New Year!

Whatever you do..

No winners here.

My Day Off

Interesting tip on V-Day

Poor FBI guy...

This loss has not happened yet, so you dont have to feel the pain for now

kicking off oc week with a bluetext

tips for life

Loss

wow you're huge

I love Vietnam. His name is Lucky .

Friendship Goals Be Like...

All is fair in food and war

Oh gosh

Cables other response to Deadpools drawing.

Buzz Lightbeer

Elon Musk in 2 years

or windows accounts

[Mature]

what u doin on u computer?

And also if you say 'not homo' than it's also not gay

Imagine your midlife crisis, Kachow

So this is where the HL servers are hosted

Friends congratulated me on getting into a psych PhD with Freud cookies

Just Missed Seeing A Vampire This Morning

Cannabis under microscope - 1000k

X-ray photo bomb

Ever wondered

"just like grammar used to make"

>me

9mm vs Ballistic Gel

LOTR in 2018

all I wanna do is...

We were finally able to coordinate our schedules enough to have a double date

If EA made Park benches

elon r u ok?

Miss me

elevation

Understandable, have a nice day.

A message to doggos everywhere.

dead meme

ouch ouch eye burn

what a monster

Because exercise and good diet are too much hard work.

Google assistant knows too much

Found. Stray dog, was very dirty and seems sick, nose and face looks swollen, NOT friendly towards other dogs.

I think my cat may be getting too fat..

$38 and alot of college lives

SomethingSomething Darkside

oh sheeit

So... I had something shipped to my parents house from The Oatmeal. Got a message from my Dad saying, “Well Son, this is disturbing news...”

Wonder if it will work

Wise words

These bathroom signs at a donut shop

Dear Vegans...

That’s a different take on it

With tax season upon us.

That's unsettling

notes

ptsd

Be careful with your drinks

Logan Paul: “People Love Me”

Money whale spent

when will they ever learn?

SXSW signs in Austin circa 2006

Go through the security at the airport they said, they will make sure people don’t have weapons they said.

At least Youngstown, Ohio is self aware☺

Totally worth the ten extra item slots!

So I'm pre-grading my friend's science quiz... She isn't exactly wrong.

Is this the boat Peter built?

Pissed off the IT guy and he said he would give me a black eye

The last SUPer

too real

oh god....

This cat looks like it just got knocked out in an anime