The Most ***ed Up Fortune Cookie I've Ever Seen

A Thai restaurant had some random white guy pretend to be Tom Cruise

L84 ANL

Naked man riding an ATV running from the police today in Kansas City

When American Eagle ruins picture day

The word’s ruined

We don't deserve Dave

Vodka Coffee - Sorry Mom & Dad

Scenes from KFC HQ last week.

How to win a prank war. My friend snuck a heinous portrait of me into a charity auction that I was attending. Sold for $200.

Security guard doing an ocular pat down

Small donations welcome.

First Day of School: Before and After

Saw this on the way to work ;)

deathbeforedigital is not wrong

Roasted on Quora like

The baddest good boy

Give everyone a wand!

Poor Herbert...

oh rip

Relatable

I complimented this guy for his shirt. He thanked me and told me he got it because it makes his dad mad.

Mr. waffles plan all along...

pew pew, shut up

shitpost

We try not to giggle when new guests walk down the hall to our bathroom for the first time.

Dwayne Schrute

Highschool....

Chinese Olympic body builders

OC: Fair point.

The perfect face-swap doesn’t exi-

The deadliest battle

The blonde police

What my in-laws’ neighbor gives to kids every Halloween. Cracks me up.

Re latab le

Back in 2014 my husband and I were required to make a resume for our kitten to rent an apartment. We found it tonight and haven't stopped laughing.

Weight loss plans.. and happy hats!

It's all an illusion

Bill Gates, ladies and gentlemen

When eyeshadow is too effective

They did it again...

Are you religious?

Genius thinking

1939 in a nutshell.

Another way to properly use soap

When a family argument gets out of hand

Hugelol Herald, OC Week edition

The formula is revealed - I thought I just liked the double kick...

My kind of snuman.

Soooo

we will never attain our desires lads

Home defence testicles

The most Finnish review I've ever seen

At 3 am

Stubborn Men Refuse Death

Found this at a garage sale

Could be on to something here

We need more people like these

n o

Black Panther is doing the impossible.

over the hedge

:thinking:

feeling cute might delete later

Important questions in life

So...only my whites I guess?

MPISS is the only trust worthy scientific authority

One of my roommates is trying to be funny...

Best of luck, peasants...

When your good deed backfires

Not the doctor we deserved, but the one we need

Charlie Poot On My Barbie

I was on google street view to see how much Korea has changed since I visited and I found my grandma checking out the food truck

Can I ***ing help you?

The Real Bermuda Triangle

Stun gun

Might be required for evidence.

Curious Doggo

I'm there!

The most accurate definition of KARMA

This van has a concealable "Police" sign, so that no one will ever guess it's a police van

I’m buying a car from my dad for $2,500. This is how I’m giving him the money tomorrow

Be The Batman

Wakanda and Back Again

How to properly use soap.

We always played this as kids.

The difference is real

Seen in a toy store in Austin, TX

PSA: Tornado Safety

Because you are one

Ohm's law. Also looks like what happens when I have a cheese sandwich

Remodeling my Grandfather's basement and found this... he's still yelling at us from the grave.

A Car Divided

New level of petty

After 3 years in Colorado, my girlfriend had never been skiing. Her training began yesterday...

Be quiet...?

School House Rock Presents...

69 today!!

Playing hangman with my son

when you start talking to someone online

There goes the neighborhood - start growing illicit drugs, and the addicts soon move in