The Gift That Keeps On Giving

'Greetings fellow adult'

A random yet welcome gift from my brother. I have a 6 month old...

A man in the pub went to the bathroom and left Arnold Swartzenegger to save his seat.

r/waluigidid911

I think my lizard may have murdered someone

>,<

Find you a friend that'll spit water in your face for your wedding photo

Turtles turn up

Browning out

Asking the good questions

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Smash F9 to quick load

UPDATE: Feline continues to seek fully liquid state

Not just the kids

Me : Sit down. The dog : No You sit down. Me : Ok

Roommate is coming home any second now

Water tap at a local brewery. I got a good laugh out of it...

They keep it real in my school's Marching Band.

Modern Day LOTR

Aragorn's play date

if you're young, this might go over your head...

Libraries always surprise me.

does this meme still work?

In honour of Waste of Breath

'judge rules man's car his home'

If you're ever sad just remember...

This ad fit perfectly

My dog decided it'd be fun to play Where's Waldo? last night with my blanket

Mother said, marry a doctor

SECRET BIONICLE TRICK THE GOVERNMENT WANTS TO HIDE

Smart warning poster

Well since you put it that way I’ll pass

When you are telling your Grandparents about your job and they have no clue what have you just said, but they are very supportive

Toronto Blue Jays shirt

FUTUREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh noe

Finally I found rock bottom.

Some Julius Caesar merch!

malditos colonizadores

motivational

I like my women like my baked beans...

I got the modeling job! I'm gonna be a model!

I am a sweet baby. Let's have fun together

You may not see it

Was told to focus at work today

Pic of two plump pigeons perched on the ledge but ended up getting a picture of two massive pigeons looking for their car.

Posted at the entrance of my college classroom today

I love you , as long as you don’t treat me like potato.

What a complex universe

When you tell your mom that you didn’t do that thing that she had asked you to do

My dad finally married the love of his life, here they are at their reception.

This vet in my home town always delivers with the jokes

They've always been prepared.

A local alehouse’s sign.

6 signs you're actually a cat

No, Elks lodge. They do

Found my cat quietly plotting how he's going to murder all of my fish.

The award....

This paint shops sign broke just right

Oh right....

It's back

Once You Pop... THAT’S GREAT!

Kevin saw it coming

Dont worry my momma got this

Give me.. sugar....

It still hurts. i will remember 28th of may for the rest of my worthless existence

You are offline

When I am 100, I want to be...

Restroom Signage

I do what I want...

Hey Auntie.

miss me with that gay sh*t

Firm

Or Vista

Indisputable proof that cats are liquid

He said he's disappointed he was picked as student of the month because "its too much responsibility for a 2nd grader"

Del Toro accepting his Oscar

cool dude

meh

woah

Canada's "No Name" brand really gets to the point

Dining Etiquette.

"Now, Ptahotep, repeat after me, 'eye before asp except after feather'."

Twins Spotted

ima go there

Are You Sure We're Going The Right Way?

My girlfriend got this business card from a guy while working at her family’s restaurant

not again

>buzzfeed

It was him...

cancer is evolving

Best. Reaction. Ever.

Evil Patrick meme is getting too real

Nice

Nah, I'm going to burn it on Friday at the gym.

I hear the new Mary Poppins is gonna be action packed

I have some ***ing doubts

Minions are god

Redneck Suspenders