My 2.5 year old daughter’s nanny said she should use the word “foofoo” instead of “vagina”. My response:

Slowly.

The cat is the alpha in this house.

Found this drawing in an old Binder

Niggas meme niggas meme nigga

I think my brother doesn't fully understand why people do this...

no u

Princess unfortunate

Dammit Lennac!

Every time I see someone post one of those 'declarations' of privacy on Facebook, all I think of is this...

When you enter the wrong GTA code

It's for science

How my time passes haha

Every typecasted foreigner in Hollywood ever

Made a hideout for my cats

God vs. Satan - Fossils

They've surrounded the exit, tell my wife she was wrong about the chickens...

Greatest fans in hockey history.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

woah

TIRED GOOD NIGHT

This cat rocks

Anon please...

Evil Containment Wave!

Wake up people

Life.

Haha see you later nerds

NANI!

That is really dumb

I think a squirrel fell off my roof..

I saw a girl propose to a guy in the bathroom today.

Memes in 2118

RIP grandpa

umm

hello there

That's one way to keep freeloaders away from your wifi

Ouch

After seeing that Rhode Island may block porn, it reminded me of this Scrubs gem

"I brake suddenly for tailgaters"

My 62 y/o mother dressed as the creature from The Shape of Water for her Oscar party

I miss the Janitor.

ＣＯＮＴＥＭＰＯＲＡＲＹ

Knowledge.

woke

Anon is hopeful

true

Found this comment on a YouTube video

Ouch

The Simpsons predicting The Shape of Water

We drove around trying to figure out why the hell all the liquor stores were closed in Myrtle Beach at 7:30 when we finally found this gem..

It’s a me, Mari-oh

Good boy Rody

I'm going to Mexico and terrified of sharks. This is the only way I can psych myself out to step foot in the ocean.

Today my coffee was staring at me

I thought as a society we had left this kind of blatant segregation in the past

ancient but still good

The Gift That Keeps On Giving

'Greetings fellow adult'

A random yet welcome gift from my brother. I have a 6 month old...

A man in the pub went to the bathroom and left Arnold Swartzenegger to save his seat.

r/waluigidid911

I think my lizard may have murdered someone

>,<

Find you a friend that'll spit water in your face for your wedding photo

Turtles turn up

Browning out

Asking the good questions

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Smash F9 to quick load

UPDATE: Feline continues to seek fully liquid state

Not just the kids

Me : Sit down. The dog : No You sit down. Me : Ok

Roommate is coming home any second now

Water tap at a local brewery. I got a good laugh out of it...

They keep it real in my school's Marching Band.

Modern Day LOTR

Aragorn's play date

if you're young, this might go over your head...

Libraries always surprise me.

does this meme still work?

In honour of Waste of Breath

'judge rules man's car his home'

If you're ever sad just remember...

This ad fit perfectly

My dog decided it'd be fun to play Where's Waldo? last night with my blanket

Mother said, marry a doctor

SECRET BIONICLE TRICK THE GOVERNMENT WANTS TO HIDE

Smart warning poster

Well since you put it that way I’ll pass

When you are telling your Grandparents about your job and they have no clue what have you just said, but they are very supportive

Toronto Blue Jays shirt

FUTUREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh noe

Finally I found rock bottom.

Some Julius Caesar merch!

malditos colonizadores

motivational

I like my women like my baked beans...

I got the modeling job! I'm gonna be a model!

I am a sweet baby. Let's have fun together