23,436 5-Year Club
Forget being called "daddy", I want my girl to call me...
My friend just sent me this pic from the cinema
Jeff deserves a raise
Internet neckbeards be like:
How to live indefinitely.
The time Stephen met Jim Carrey RIP Stephen Hawking
Get a dog for safety they said.
you cant steam steel beams
Never go to class.
When your parents try to be encouraging but they’ve seen your grades
Understanding the Gru meme
Measuring cough syrup when you're sick
She's mad because the bathtub is full of water, so she can't play in it
Who knew evil was so cheap?
My SO always denies taking up space on the bed. So I took and edited a picture to prove it. This is for men everywhere
First picture emerge from the set of "Batman Begins" remake
So our Spirit flight got delayed due some malfunction. Then I saw some guy duct taping our engine to a wing. WTF?
Goodbye High School!
Well, I’m not going to sleep on this flight.
“Oh dear lord”
these beds appear to have swapped trucks
Welcome to Boston!!!
lizard love matters
Saw this on my way to the supermarket
Saw this car parked today it made my day
nice tattoo save
Netflix got it right! You go Ron!
The only part of France that never surrendered
Great for long days at the office
look at all that damaged koda
What aisle are bolt cutters on?
What to remember if you’re feeling suicidal
Anon gets trapped
This Amazon review of Liquid Ass
Get your lube
Chainsmokers in a nutshell
My local Dunkin Donuts has chosen me to serve the Dark Lord.
Yeah, I believe it
Never seen Tony pissed Off before
You came in that thing?
Lisa Simpson, the original Tumblrina
This poor doge
The creation of the spiders
A modern Rembrandt.
ok enough of this for today
top ten anime battles
Someone tried to reenact the Italian Job in my town last night
4k TV owners, Beware.
Now This Is Pod-Racing
Time to light up a fire
When you accidentally click Internet Explorer instead of Chrome
A friend left her dog at home and came back to this. Oreo apparently found a bag of charcoal and played with it.
Whatchu lookin at bruh
Wanna boost your funeral?
Tinder in Thailand
When the going gets tough, just remember
im risking no Mature tag on this
Meanwhile in Florida, alligators has learned how to make signs.
No one seen it coming
Never trust an elf!
I don’t know how qualified this sign is to tell me about parenting
God gave me depression
The W Word
Went to visit my son in college. This is his porch furniture!
Fruit Stripe Gum
Yall don' een know
Some clever Jeep rollover humor.
Uber is here!
In case you missed it last night, here is Paris Hilton squeezing her dog
Grand Prize Winner!
TIL if you open WTForcast without an internet connection you teleport to Hell
Jesus! Phrasing, Joel!
Watched "Dogma" for the first time in a while. God I love this movie! George Carlin was the best!
The perfect plan
I think I'd just quit
Yeah yeah yeah
She says she trusts you now, but...
1 in 5 people suffer from Dyslexia.
These guys just logged on.
I like my scotch on the rocks.
The google doodle today is about a chemist but it looks like it’s about the man who discovered the dildo.
First world problems in Iceland