Señor Esqueleto. . . . . . . . . . . . . Mikkow was here. ♥
304,419 The Insane
My husband is technologically challenged.
Prequel meme, best meme?
My what long ear tufts you have
Recognizing a true patriot.
TIL Wilt Chamberlain was the real Fresh Prince
Age is merely a number
I did not hit her! It's bullshit! I did nooooot! Oh...
I prefer mine boneless
I found this at the thrift shop. This shirt is a child’s medium.
He was hungry...
My niece looks like she wants 4 fried chickens and a Coke
riperoni in black holerini
My dog’s 9th birthday was Lit
Remember playing you on the PS1 ;(
He's sleeping with the humans.
I miss him.
Couple goals tbh
Lets help him lads!
So this happened last week in Spain..
Anyone remember the "Ten million million million million million million particles in the universe you can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd."
Pass into the iris
My preschooler was the only kid in his class to get sent home with 3 sets of proofs on picture day
Funniest Bumper Sticker I've Ever Seen
Lift others up!
When every post on the front page is about Stephen Hawking’s death
Best way to solve marital problems.
Ain't that the truth!
Anon is gay
A different take
my will to live is lost
I knew my wife made some hard boiled eggs yesterday, opened the fridge this morning to this..
The closest target is a 12 minute drive away.
Happy travels, good sir
A "no u" to surpass metal gear
"Isn't it great having a two-car garage, hon?" "Sure, babe. Fantastic."
What is heavier?
Your brother a mother
He had good humor and attitude regarding his disability and I was reminded of this.
Always a tragedy when a great mind is lost
Lemme see that Jopost
A bar in D.C. made a map out of the fake ID's they've confiscated during the summer. Savage
Always remember the last words of Stephen Hawking
Gotta be quicker than that
RIP Stephen Hawking
Seems like an apt time for a science joke
I sure will...
Sad Al _:
Keepin' it classy, bros.
It will change you.
Stephen Hawking, Also A Genius Of Comedic Takedowns
Frog family is watching you!
trapped in a snow globe with a blizzard of emotions
Snow & Daenerys together. While we are waiting for the new season of GOT
To the shadow realm with you!
Best Lego ever. RIP Steve.
Another day in Europe
Forget being called "daddy", I want my girl to call me...
My friend just sent me this pic from the cinema
Jeff deserves a raise
Internet neckbeards be like:
How to live indefinitely.
The time Stephen met Jim Carrey RIP Stephen Hawking
Get a dog for safety they said.
you cant steam steel beams
Never go to class.
When your parents try to be encouraging but they’ve seen your grades
Understanding the Gru meme
Measuring cough syrup when you're sick
She's mad because the bathtub is full of water, so she can't play in it
Who knew evil was so cheap?
My SO always denies taking up space on the bed. So I took and edited a picture to prove it. This is for men everywhere
First picture emerge from the set of "Batman Begins" remake
So our Spirit flight got delayed due some malfunction. Then I saw some guy duct taping our engine to a wing. WTF?
Goodbye High School!
Well, I’m not going to sleep on this flight.
“Oh dear lord”
these beds appear to have swapped trucks
Welcome to Boston!!!
lizard love matters
Saw this on my way to the supermarket
Saw this car parked today it made my day
nice tattoo save
Netflix got it right! You go Ron!