My wife got a random text today, so she responded appropriately
Haha yeah
Not Mine - just wanted to share the joy
How the dinosaurs really died.
Campires have feelings too
Ringo Starr executed today for treasonous use of a British submarine.
Easter for the North East this year...
This Harvard grad is building a luxury weed business...
My brother sent this to me and said he bought a “hipster drone”
Can't blame him, he just wants a soul
Now with more lyrics
Everyone loves Dee's nuts
The newest Harry Potter book just came out
Not sure how to feel about this honey container
What flavor is this?
What Terrible Service!
My cats are apparently horrified at my staggering amount of credit card debt. Poor little guy in the back almost threw up.
As an enlisted I can tell you this is completely true....
Cat falling off a table
Weather forecast today sounds all too familiar :(
Whoa, Black Betty!
I went out of town for a few days and came home to my dog who seems to want to have a word with me about it.
Hybrid Summons!
Interested in my religion?
Preparing for the future
Gearbox types
I'm a doggosauresrex, 2 years old, and a terrifying rawr.
Tough choice.
Content Warning
It was cheaper than a Toblerone
The secret of Chinese legends about dragon revealed
If I act human, I am human.
does it sound
Anthropologists are using drones to contact lost tribes of the world
Honey get me my gloves
Wish some hooman would tell me I'm fine
Borat reflects on his marriage
The artists behind the turtle power, left to right; Leonardo da Vinci, Raphael Urbino, Michelangelo Simoni, Donatello Bardi.
Breathtakingly realistic tiger tattoo
Curiosity killed the cat!
I swear it's getting warmer
What the hell did that Starbucks do to you, Ashley?!
Sound the sirens, boys.
Anon is cool
First cut a hole in the box
Watch out for that funny bone.
beat that little normie shit
This is that field
I can't keep up
Japanese photographer Hisakata Hiroyuki has decided to dedicate a fair portion of his time to shooting cats during their totally serious combat practices, and the result is purrrfect.
I'm not running out of those any time soon.
Tbh i liked those two
Anon sees the other side of the story
Someone just discovered American Football
A question of survival
Save me
And I remember her like yesterday.
When an extra fluffy cat has to wear a cone...
No wonder he is running.
I made a meme to show something stupid that keeps happening at work.
You're ***ed.
I loved you in Sherlock Ranger.
Will will smith smith
Stephen Hawking’s Cat
Morgan Freeman showing Oprah he's not Samuel L. Jackson
So proud of my 4yo
Not all soldiers serve on the front lines
It's honest work.
Every lab class in my school
Going to save my shower curtain for my son's bathroom when he gets older.
Someone stole the C from our sign.
I think Sweden is onto something...
My gay brother sent me this
help-me
The cafe where I work got broken into. The thief was greeted by this note I left inside the register.
Where does almond milk come from, anyway? Always been curious.
damn
When there is 5 minutes left on the test
He made it
Hard to believe these ruled Eastern Europe and the Middle East for 700 years
Found my new lawyer
My idol!
How women fart.
W Are Super Relaxed
Alarm Clock
Doggo's like to cuddle
This mother's day card.
10:01
Stop, I'm starving
>db memes
Air Jordan
This Nirvana shirt in Thailand
Ultimate defense
Seymour (part II of the steamed hams epilogue)
She crossed the vendosa diagonal
그것은 수요일, 내 남자
Canada released a report on legal weed today. The authors needed a way to compare the maximum size of a licensed "micro-cultivation" area. And lo, in all its Canadian glory...
Nice guy prof.
beyond
Grandma always knew best.