gottem

When the us finds out Van Gogh used oil for his paintings

This is my all time favorite greentext

Sorry, today's Google Doodle, all I see is Space Hitler

Pay respect to our fallen americans

The real story.

Whatcha got there?

And today is?

Trust me is gonna melt steel memes

I am not coming quietly

Did they?

Relatable

Das ist sehr richtig

*"it aint me" intensifies*

He already has a wife, so fake I say?

Simple mistake

The tattoo artist and this guy they should never drive a car.

Coffee maker NOT hot

Vintage iPhone cases

shine of his guns

Me too string, me too

Did this *** really just toss me?

oops

I let my husband decorate the bathroom.

Translation of the game's title is "Don't lose sight of yourself"

Not toast?

Until they start drilling, that is

Levelling up

racist

Scare the shit out of everyone

Hi hungry, I’m dad

Why Russia hates Germany

hell yeah

Denise, keeping it real

The art of fitting in

Backwards tunasub

Oh god why

A coworker left after 23 years where I work, this was his gift to his boss.

My wife got a random text today, so she responded appropriately

Haha yeah

Not Mine - just wanted to share the joy

How the dinosaurs really died.

Campires have feelings too

Ringo Starr executed today for treasonous use of a British submarine.

Easter for the North East this year...

This Harvard grad is building a luxury weed business...

My brother sent this to me and said he bought a “hipster drone”

Can't blame him, he just wants a soul

Now with more lyrics

Everyone loves Dee's nuts

The newest Harry Potter book just came out

Not sure how to feel about this honey container

What flavor is this?

What Terrible Service!

My cats are apparently horrified at my staggering amount of credit card debt. Poor little guy in the back almost threw up.

As an enlisted I can tell you this is completely true....

Cat falling off a table

Weather forecast today sounds all too familiar :(

Whoa, Black Betty!

I went out of town for a few days and came home to my dog who seems to want to have a word with me about it.

Hybrid Summons!

Interested in my religion?

Preparing for the future

Gearbox types

I'm a doggosauresrex, 2 years old, and a terrifying rawr.

Tough choice.

Content Warning

It was cheaper than a Toblerone

The secret of Chinese legends about dragon revealed

If I act human, I am human.

does it sound

Anthropologists are using drones to contact lost tribes of the world

Honey get me my gloves

Wish some hooman would tell me I'm fine

Borat reflects on his marriage

The artists behind the turtle power, left to right; Leonardo da Vinci, Raphael Urbino, Michelangelo Simoni, Donatello Bardi.

Breathtakingly realistic tiger tattoo

Curiosity killed the cat!

I swear it's getting warmer

What the hell did that Starbucks do to you, Ashley?!

Sound the sirens, boys.

Anon is cool

First cut a hole in the box

Watch out for that funny bone.

beat that little normie shit

This is that field

I can't keep up

Japanese photographer Hisakata Hiroyuki has decided to dedicate a fair portion of his time to shooting cats during their totally serious combat practices, and the result is purrrfect.

I'm not running out of those any time soon.

Tbh i liked those two

Anon sees the other side of the story

Someone just discovered American Football

A question of survival

Save me

And I remember her like yesterday.

When an extra fluffy cat has to wear a cone...

No wonder he is running.

I made a meme to show something stupid that keeps happening at work.

You're ***ed.

I loved you in Sherlock Ranger.