Somebody help me please

I thought it was a butt too!

pickup line

Poor Blanche.

woohoo

It was only a kiss IT WAS ONLY A KISS

You WHAT your dog??!?!

hipsters

Innovative Japan..

Relatable

Mind if I join in kids?

Ask me if I give a ***

@downudder

Cmon Greg

I love to eat fish at work.

Meanwhile, in Louisiana...

Marshmallow Ron Swanson

Take tumblr *to* seriously

They Know.

Toilet Paper Math Is Hard

Cat showing independence

Gottem

nani?

ffs

Day at the gym

So similar yet so different

The key to parenting

The demons inside him are released !

<insert your greatest fear>

My friend sent me this screenshot to share an interesting finding.

Highway sign on 93 south in Medford mass

behind the scene...

Lol, the real life Sid from "Toy Story!"

Excellent Choice

You prego?

Something’s not quite right here.

And I owe it money

Math lectures can be interesting sometimes

Sex in the City star turns 53 today!

Oh can't you see... your food belongs to me...

My short mom sends our family photos of her with really tall people

An army of guinea pigs?

Sweet freedom

Meanwhile in Lompoc, CA

Be a roach

Your weird if you didn’t do this

A rare pic that you can hear

God i love prequel memes

"Unforeseen Circumstances"

A lad that drunk so much during the Brazilian carnival that he forgot his Girlfriend was on his shoulders

Wii curling

When the two friends you introduced to each other start hanging out without you.

hey, the genius figures it out

These damn kids and their phones ruining everything!!

Spider-Man gets an Easter surprise!

Y e s

This week on American Choppers

Why you don't inbreed

“Enhanced Water” at a Utah Target

That's gonna sting

Should have put 10 of them.

I guarantee they have no idea what they've just done

H-hey girls..

A subtle difference...

I read this in his voice and it’s hilarious every time

The Dude Abides.

It's too perfect!

What I Learned from Cooking Shoes

My friend got a roomba

Highway to heaven

LPT for teens living on their own for the first time

Wow! Lots of people must've been born in 1969!

I cry

Fact Hunt

From today’s rally in DC:

Timber..

You go first..

Bought a doll wig for something work-related and then realized how majestic my cat looks in it.

Y E S

sorry I missed pi day

Forgot to take the chocolate Easter bunny out of the car..

Best Fish Company Ever

Just a normal conversation with my friend.

Just the right amount of storage.

A new way to mess with your friends when you ship them something. Fine print matters.

Luxury Cracker Selection

Damn good blueberries

@Nikio is this what u show ur cat???

The Joys Of Fatherhood.

This kid on Google Maps...

Wonder if he'll leave his pot of gold?

It's Morphine Time...

OOF

Nothing quite says the resurrection of Jesus quite like a SWAT Team Easter basket.

Chubby Spider-Man bumping bellies with my dad in Spain

Anyone seen Bob?

Mmm! My favorite!

Designer Bananas

T-2 deleted scene

A better use of textbook money...