One Millionth Criminal

Johns fiancé cheated on him, so he made his engagement photos into hilarious birthday invites.

Credit For Trying

So much me!!

Application for a job for Cadbury: something went wrong...

When you move too much and the snap filter comes off.

Last day on the job....

When in doubt, always pick C.

A friend took this on our university today

Could you please move Mrs. Wilson?

but what if they were uber though?

every day we stray further

Always follow instructions

That's what's up!

That's what's up!

Watching The Game With Bae

And I get out of bed at 10

You mess with my cats, you mess with me.

Dennis Reynolds - Halloween 2009.

Elon Musk on Mars Flights

Hatface level is strong

Being a YouTuber in 2018 be like:

But for how long? 3?

Being dyslexic is a ***

Some Gentle lines by Tyrion Lannister

Let's take a short nap here.

Brass Knight.

Always have backup cover

I knew living in cumming would be a good thing

a new way of looking at churches

Here Comes The Easter Bunny

You disappoint him.

i live in a constant state of fear and misery

New Puma logo

This guy has WAY too much time on his hand.

*Rolls eyes*

The local gang

Easter Cookies

Mechanical Rat Pizza is a good band name.

Slap

Church Notice

And it's good advice

He zucc, he succ, he cuck

Relatable

The French army consisting of 117 divisions - circa 1940

Squeeze

Cat Looks like a cinnamon roll.

How to offend the maximum amount of people at once

shhh

heh

Ran into tough guys

heh

When all the girls at the club have the same name

I can‘t draw...

Anon cheats

oh lord jesus why

Today is my birthday. My girlfriend made a card depicting our excitement levels

The key card they give you at the Watergate Hotel

Was looking up reviews for bluetooth headphones. Didn’t realize they charged extra for this...

Kenobi didnt sense he was a sith to begin with.

Magnum Dong

It's got another year in it

Planning to put this magnet on the CEO’s car on 4/1

What a traffic JAM!

For a moment, I thought I was seeing Easter dildos

New upcoming rap artist at my school.

Because there’s no oil either

I’m a lawyer and I can confirm this

My wife just slid this under the bathroom door. Apparently I’m taking too long.

The ultimate crossover.

Damn it George

Gotta build!

Heh

When your boss needs proof that you’re sick.

There is no worse feeling.

A New Game from Fisher-Price

Hey Mark!

Damn squirrel.

Bathroom Mirror

I thought I’d listen to some saved music on my phone because my Spotify wasn’t working. This is all I had...

New favorite thing I've seen at a customer's house

When you walk into a test you didn't study for

Bitcoin Investors then and now

Thanks durex

After naked statue was concerned "too sexy"

STRIKE!!!

It's all about communication

Sniffing Glue Won't Keep Families Together

Spiderman's most awesome and terrifying power!

Reaching life goals be like

Windows 10 or no Windows 10.

I want to see her reaction

edge

Was mad that I got cut off. Read the license plate and chuckled

WoW

When you browse Fresh instead of Front

I want poster of the day

Photoshop Fun

The fierce unleashed

And after all...