You mean it WASN’T South Africa?

When Facebook says it protects our privacy

Oh my god my mouth touched it!

Everything in my life is worthless

Hell would be an interesting place...

Austria Appreciation Day

So my daughter bought a leash for her chicken and took it for a walk in the park. Someone took notice and tweeted it to this billboard

Bed Comfort Level

My wife decided to share her nips with the internet

Good thing I love pizza

You sir...

Airplanes: an altered manual

"Damn she must love chocolate"

Exercise!

Seen in a clients washroom today

X’s and O’s

Buffering Gordon Ramsay looks like Willem Dafoe

Sister is driving through the states and taking one picture per state. Here you have Missouri.

"Hey, want some financial aid?"

Don’t throw away your potentials

The Qing Dynasty Explained

One Millionth Criminal

Johns fiancé cheated on him, so he made his engagement photos into hilarious birthday invites.

Credit For Trying

So much me!!

Application for a job for Cadbury: something went wrong...

When you move too much and the snap filter comes off.

Last day on the job....

When in doubt, always pick C.

A friend took this on our university today

Could you please move Mrs. Wilson?

but what if they were uber though?

every day we stray further

Always follow instructions

That's what's up!

That's what's up!

Watching The Game With Bae

And I get out of bed at 10

You mess with my cats, you mess with me.

Dennis Reynolds - Halloween 2009.

Elon Musk on Mars Flights

Hatface level is strong

Being a YouTuber in 2018 be like:

But for how long? 3?

Being dyslexic is a ***

Some Gentle lines by Tyrion Lannister

Let's take a short nap here.

Brass Knight.

Always have backup cover

I knew living in cumming would be a good thing

a new way of looking at churches

Here Comes The Easter Bunny

You disappoint him.

i live in a constant state of fear and misery

New Puma logo

This guy has WAY too much time on his hand.

*Rolls eyes*

The local gang

Easter Cookies

Mechanical Rat Pizza is a good band name.

Slap

Church Notice

And it's good advice

He zucc, he succ, he cuck

Relatable

The French army consisting of 117 divisions - circa 1940

Squeeze

Cat Looks like a cinnamon roll.

How to offend the maximum amount of people at once

shhh

heh

Ran into tough guys

heh

When all the girls at the club have the same name

I can‘t draw...

Anon cheats

oh lord jesus why

Today is my birthday. My girlfriend made a card depicting our excitement levels

The key card they give you at the Watergate Hotel

Was looking up reviews for bluetooth headphones. Didn’t realize they charged extra for this...

Kenobi didnt sense he was a sith to begin with.

Magnum Dong

It's got another year in it

Planning to put this magnet on the CEO’s car on 4/1

What a traffic JAM!

For a moment, I thought I was seeing Easter dildos

New upcoming rap artist at my school.

Because there’s no oil either

I’m a lawyer and I can confirm this

My wife just slid this under the bathroom door. Apparently I’m taking too long.

The ultimate crossover.

Damn it George

Gotta build!

Heh

When your boss needs proof that you’re sick.

There is no worse feeling.

A New Game from Fisher-Price

Hey Mark!

Damn squirrel.

Bathroom Mirror