Guess I'll die
225,924 Gold Club
Collectively the highest photo ever taken.
My Xbox trying to suggest gamertags...
How happy are you?
I found a ridiculously large chair at work today
Es ist freie Immobilien
Someone give him a trophy not medal. ***ing genius
When you’re starving and your husband shows up with Taco Bell.
Elon Musk has no time for your false shit.
Found this on my train during my commute home this evening
Bathroom at CVS
Is there a... human version for travelling?
Time to refill the register at CVS
thats what you get
Guys im sad, more than usual
Sleep before anything
In danger of having a good time
"James? I haven't heard that name in years."
Saw this today and thought it might fit here.
Oh Kermit, what have you done?
Never change Ryan Reynolds. Never change.
That much production in 5 minutes?
Can't tell if the slicer at Little Ceasar's is experimenting with some post modern styles, trying to summon a pizza demon, or just celebrating 4/20 a bit early.
Shakespeare was so ahead of his time, it's mind boggling.
Why did he get divorced.
We all would!
Say, man, you got a joint?
Alien VS Predator 3
What a ham
Anything you want to, do it...
Settle down, Dave.
My pool guy sent my weekly report with the side note that he fell into the pool! I wish i had it on video.
Need that sleep though
Why they do her like that....
No tariffs, s'il vous plait
My favorite sign from the teacher walkout in Oklahoma. Guthrie was the original state capital of Oklahoma.
My kids bored in line at Disneyland.
Along Came a Hairclip
Don't want to be offensive now
Bush did 9/11
A graphic that's becomes 20x funnier if you call it a Venn Diagram
Ah not again
Seems to work
And that's being generous!
Loving family man
Ain't no party like a meerkat party!
Cats will judge a book by the cover.
This captcha gave me more than I bargained for
Where's Waldo? The final search.
Zach Braff shared this faceswap of himself and Dax Shepard on Twitter
me trying to impress..
Where were the po-po when this was posted?
Is it wrong that I'm suddenly in the mood for BBQ?
Ready Player Long Legs
New CVS personal record - 57.5” for a $4.18 transaction
Every year on good Friday this man comes into our Bar dressed up as a Roman soldier
That's about right...
Saw this gem again
GIVE... ME... MY TICKET!
Communism doesn't wor...
Only memes can save me from my depression
Roger that, Gold Five.
50+ sociology teachers at university
They said he couldn’t, yet Elon Musk delivered again
Day and Night mode
Puzz3D - now available in you local supermarket.
I'm so straight and narrow, I don't even drink coffee
When you’re the first one in to work, and you walk into a pristine bathroom
Veterans will chuckle
A PSA in India
makes me angry
Sir are you having trouble over here?
A Polygraphy Frank, Really?
Finally some good advise
There can only be one good guy.
Wait for assistance.
The only "too soon" is procognition
I can't believe he killed Harrison Ford twice.
It took me forever to find what was wrong here...
NOT too soon
Surprise geography test