I've been wearing the same "DMV background blue" turtleneck for driver's license photos since 2011.

When someone tries to flirt with me

Should i take my child out of childcare?!

Just eat another piece baby

Then vs Now

Around the bush

Winnie the PEW

You can do it LoL

Not What I Was Expecting From Google After Searching For “Wet Beaver Photographs”

Anime not even once!

I shaved my ARMS for THIS!?

I had to attend a long and boring meeting today. This was my rebellion.

Lemme introduce you, my cat and its invisible race car

For her pleasure. Or his..?

My manager taught his dog how to play dead

It’s on sale

Aren’t music festivals wonderful?

How to catch a Loli

Bravery in cosplay

solid effort, Kroger

If men flirted like birds

Hermit crabs are decapod crustaceans of the superfamily Paguroidea.

Foie gras

Well, looks like the tables have turned.

When you send a good joke on Messenger

Someone added artist notes to shit graffiti in Brighton

Snoop Cat

Oh little Debbie

It never hurts to prepare

Spotted at the Oklahoma teacher strike

Today’s office motivational phrase set me up perfectly

Wholesome graffitti

Bear with me for a moment...

Bill gates was a dropout.

"Lil Woody"

Is this rickroll?

I’m pretty sure my cat just had an existential crisis.

Two bottles of soda pup please

you had one job

My house is fully protected!

Why have a tattoo if no one can see it?

Family photo at the Falls

The corporate climate is evolving

Careful, Icarus!

Form an orderly queue...

A letter from the boss.

;-;

Legend says if you turn this photo upside down you see a happy shark.

Not the time, Erik.

This dog came to every match of our basketball team. Today team presented to him this uniform and a ticket to the VIP-zone

The castle siege was defeated, but at great cost

when you wanna get get back on the shitposting again.

Video games taught me that there is a treasure hidden on my way home

I'm the one who knocks

Litter Bin

Seems the neighbours don't appreciate drones.

This sexually aggressive hand soap.

No idea officer

FRANKUUUUU

Vandalizing an iStore

posted cus cat

Watch out Ohio.

Jacks and coke

ANGERY

My first comic strip ever.

;-;

Taken at the Right Moment

Saw this on my Easter commute. What a weird bunny.

This dog realized she can stand in the pool

truly hard

Tf Is this.

i thought the phone knew i was in toilet

Omsk, Siberia, Russia

snitches get stitches

The long arm of the law

Mein Hero

;-;

Every nice guy be like...

I'm not satisfy

It’s that time of year again

Probably the best!

heh

Collectively the highest photo ever taken.

My Xbox trying to suggest gamertags...

*dodge*

How happy are you?

I found a ridiculously large chair at work today

Es ist freie Immobilien

Someone give him a trophy not medal. ***ing genius

When you’re starving and your husband shows up with Taco Bell.

Elon Musk has no time for your false shit.

Found this on my train during my commute home this evening

Bathroom at CVS

Is there a... human version for travelling?

Time to refill the register at CVS

thats what you get

infalible

Guys im sad, more than usual

Sleep before anything

"James? I haven't heard that name in years."