Karma is an illusion. Life is a lie. Gamble now
The next Alien movie i want to see
What do you want to do when you grow up?
I ONLY FK WIT DAT REAL GUCCI
Cats trying to double dip
I asked my boss what kind of designation markers she wanted for the two new bathrooms in the office. She ordered these.
What senseless loss
depends how big a sword
Tutorial for girls: "How to eat banana in a room full of men"
Whelp thats a good design
I discovered this cool feature in new Indian Rupee notes, ha!
If the Pope dies...
Carrie Fisher's advice to Daisy Ridley
Oh the irony...
This seems inappropriate
Really ***ing tired
Mr. Malone the third.
Jesus, would you look at the time
To the dude at EPCOT, I am so sorry about your penis.
Bunny caught carrying marijuana
My neighbors chicken wants to kill me
Seth predicted it in Superbad in 2007.
Innocence officially gone
Two out of three isn't bad.
It will never end!
Man vs bird
Not sure if context could save this.
Now you know.
Mary Falin' Oklahoma
We all just lost.
Jim Carrey exposes the naked truth about marriage
My uncle using his flashlight to brighten up my dads iPad screen
Heisenberg goes to comicon.
You will always have a place in my heart
You callin' me a liar?
Reasons why not to fight....
Do not let Max in
Oh no, Amir is in trouble!
Naruto the prankster
THE CAT WANTS A HUG FROM A FRIEND
Am I high or is this shadow evolving
No thanks... I’ll have a water.
Just useless things
Bundle up guys
I've been wearing the same "DMV background blue" turtleneck for driver's license photos since 2011.
When someone tries to flirt with me
Should i take my child out of childcare?!
Just eat another piece baby
Then vs Now
Around the bush
Winnie the PEW
You can do it LoL
Not What I Was Expecting From Google After Searching For “Wet Beaver Photographs”
Anime not even once!
I shaved my ARMS for THIS!?
I had to attend a long and boring meeting today. This was my rebellion.
Lemme introduce you, my cat and its invisible race car
For her pleasure. Or his..?
My manager taught his dog how to play dead
It’s on sale
Aren’t music festivals wonderful?
How to catch a Loli
Bravery in cosplay
solid effort, Kroger
If men flirted like birds
Hermit crabs are decapod crustaceans of the superfamily Paguroidea.
Well, looks like the tables have turned.
When you send a good joke on Messenger
Someone added artist notes to shit graffiti in Brighton
Oh little Debbie
It never hurts to prepare
Spotted at the Oklahoma teacher strike
Today’s office motivational phrase set me up perfectly
Bear with me for a moment...
Bill gates was a dropout.
Is this rickroll?
I’m pretty sure my cat just had an existential crisis.
Two bottles of soda pup please
you had one job
My house is fully protected!
Why have a tattoo if no one can see it?