Only shooting stars break the mold

The more you know

Got two fortunes in my cookie. I’ve never been more conflicted in my life.

Today I adopted a friends beloved cactus that she's had for 10 years . First day in his new home and my 5 year old thought he looked thirsty ... RIP Ted

Coolest ducking motorcycle you’ve ever seen!

scientifically accurate

Brohood

The perfect killing machine, you won't even run when it charges at you because you'll be too busy preparing to pet it when it does.

every time the weather starts to warm up those fraps start lookin goooood

Hop in, I’m going that way too.

Baby Toucans look like a cross between a dinosaur and Costco roasted chicken

Wings is life

Hire him please

Those poor kids

MYAH

So thanks... for nothing.....

Yuuupppp!!

Hands down the best catch on Tinder

heh

Malwarebytes never had this problem

A refreshing glass of water

This image is way funnier considering that this is Egypt and this snow was the first snow they got in 112 years

Clever monkey

What Darwin really meant.

If you crush a marshmallow bunny it looks like Kim Jong-Un!

Spider Man got broke.

When You're High...

Exclusive New McGregor Photos

gottem

Tip Jar Strategy

We’ve all been there, man..

Hiddenlol is leaking again

Parent-teacher conference in college

This could explain my GPA

it's only doritos

Some party hard, others party harder.

These college students mocking a religious nut

When you are an ancient evil, but you need to listen to a nanny

Pretty sure my kid's daycare teacher is former mafia

Doggo meet his idol.

Just wrote down what you know

Is Pepsi OK?

UwU

"no u"

I guess things are so bad after all.

I WANT TO KNOW

Ultimate warrior

Not Juan though.

Do you think they make iPhones for babies? Cause I do.

Is there anything your hero is frightened of?

When a weeb buys

Found this image while checking out a local park

I ordered a Shirt and get one random for half the price. I got this. I love it

Will they chauffeur him away in the Executor?

fyi microwaves are harmless

The next Alien movie i want to see

What do you want to do when you grow up?

I ONLY FK WIT DAT REAL GUCCI

spooky spoons

Cats trying to double dip

It's outrageous!

I asked my boss what kind of designation markers she wanted for the two new bathrooms in the office. She ordered these.

What senseless loss

depends how big a sword

Tutorial for girls: "How to eat banana in a room full of men"

Whelp thats a good design

I discovered this cool feature in new Indian Rupee notes, ha!

If the Pope dies...

oh my

Carrie Fisher's advice to Daisy Ridley

Oh the irony...

Sorry grandfather

This seems inappropriate

Really ***ing tired

Mr. Malone the third.

Jesus, would you look at the time

To the dude at EPCOT, I am so sorry about your penis.

Sherlotter

Bunny caught carrying marijuana

My neighbors chicken wants to kill me

Seth predicted it in Superbad in 2007.

damn hippies

Innocence officially gone

Potters cloak.

War Panda

Two out of three isn't bad.

It will never end!

Man vs bird

Not sure if context could save this.

Now you know.

Mary Falin' Oklahoma

We all just lost.

Jim Carrey exposes the naked truth about marriage

Party Time

My uncle using his flashlight to brighten up my dads iPad screen

Heisenberg goes to comicon.

You will always have a place in my heart

Let’s partaaayyy!!

Bare hands.

Reasons why not to fight....