My graceful wife...
A bold move, but it just might work
Yes, Hi. Could I reserve a table for 1, by the beach but make sure I don’t have a view? Perfect.
I can barley even look at this.
As a Geologist with some hippy friends...
John, you're... home early
Only shooting stars break the mold
The more you know
Got two fortunes in my cookie. I’ve never been more conflicted in my life.
Today I adopted a friends beloved cactus that she's had for 10 years . First day in his new home and my 5 year old thought he looked thirsty ... RIP Ted
Coolest ducking motorcycle you’ve ever seen!
scientifically accurate
Brohood
The perfect killing machine, you won't even run when it charges at you because you'll be too busy preparing to pet it when it does.
every time the weather starts to warm up those fraps start lookin goooood
Hop in, I’m going that way too.
Baby Toucans look like a cross between a dinosaur and Costco roasted chicken
Wings is life
Hire him please
Those poor kids
MYAH
So thanks... for nothing.....
Yuuupppp!!
Hands down the best catch on Tinder
heh
Malwarebytes never had this problem
A refreshing glass of water
This image is way funnier considering that this is Egypt and this snow was the first snow they got in 112 years
Clever monkey
What Darwin really meant.
If you crush a marshmallow bunny it looks like Kim Jong-Un!
Spider Man got broke.
When You're High...
Exclusive New McGregor Photos
gottem
Tip Jar Strategy
We’ve all been there, man..
Hiddenlol is leaking again
Parent-teacher conference in college
This could explain my GPA
it's only doritos
Some party hard, others party harder.
These college students mocking a religious nut
When you are an ancient evil, but you need to listen to a nanny
Pretty sure my kid's daycare teacher is former mafia
Doggo meet his idol.
Just wrote down what you know
Is Pepsi OK?
UwU
"no u"
I guess things are so bad after all.
I WANT TO KNOW
Ultimate warrior
Not Juan though.
Do you think they make iPhones for babies? Cause I do.
Is there anything your hero is frightened of?
When a weeb buys
Found this image while checking out a local park
I ordered a Shirt and get one random for half the price. I got this. I love it
Will they chauffeur him away in the Executor?
fyi microwaves are harmless
The next Alien movie i want to see
What do you want to do when you grow up?
I ONLY FK WIT DAT REAL GUCCI
spooky spoons
Cats trying to double dip
It's outrageous!
I asked my boss what kind of designation markers she wanted for the two new bathrooms in the office. She ordered these.
What senseless loss
depends how big a sword
Tutorial for girls: "How to eat banana in a room full of men"
Whelp thats a good design
I discovered this cool feature in new Indian Rupee notes, ha!
If the Pope dies...
oh my
Carrie Fisher's advice to Daisy Ridley
Oh the irony...
Sorry grandfather
This seems inappropriate
Really ***ing tired
Mr. Malone the third.
Jesus, would you look at the time
To the dude at EPCOT, I am so sorry about your penis.
Sherlotter
Bunny caught carrying marijuana
My neighbors chicken wants to kill me
Seth predicted it in Superbad in 2007.
damn hippies
Innocence officially gone
Potters cloak.
War Panda
Two out of three isn't bad.
It will never end!
Man vs bird
Not sure if context could save this.
Now you know.
Mary Falin' Oklahoma
We all just lost.
Jim Carrey exposes the naked truth about marriage
Party Time