Some cinema
My mother went to her physical therapist this morning and texted me. My linked watch has a small screen.
jump
It still is here
I just typed 'odd' into my gif bar and this popped up. I was not disappointed.
S-Susan . . . ?
Ja pierdolę
#10 seems a little... awkward.
Only a reptile would wear this atrocity
Pi-ka!
z u c c
Gay
Arrow Knee
Both cat and dog know the sound of me dialing take out. This is them waiting patiently for the Chinese delivery guy.
If it works, I'll buy a crate!
Hiring hacker like a pro!
Needs more jpeg
hmmm.jpg
on time
Die
A surprise to be sure
Japanese Commercials are on a whole other level
Stay safe kids...
Age appropriate chores
When your Siblings are handsome but YOU must rely on your Charm :p
slirp slirp
busted buster
Same
Increase smile 20%, maintain eye contact, human fooled
Best spot
Don’t think I ever read this one.
zucc
My Priest Helped Me Beat It When I Was Young
Russia's high tech missile defense system
Got a match?
So Barber Can I Please Have...
My dog's facial expressions when I didn't turn towards the dog park.
zucc.cmd
Anon goes to a party
Ree
A friend of mine is a lawyer. He wore these to family court today.
zucc is ready to cuck
F*cking normies!
Everyone keeps comparing Zuckerberg to Data when the real answer was right before us all along. Zuckerborg.
Growing up large
I know what I’m gonna do
Gorfield
Pacific Cat
Today's Meditation.
My wife found this in a parenting book, we have toddler triplets
Dogs
As a Texan, this is a must pack item
Anon supports gay rights
This is so sad
When you get summoned to the judiciary committee for leaking users personal information for more than 10 years.
:notlikethis:
I implor u to spare the yoddler
I can't believe he's all grown up now!
The one thing women really like in a garment
Rong
How I felt the first time I smoked weed and went out in public.
Shoutout to the PTA at my kids' elementary school for the most hilariously honest fundraiser I've ever seen.
“What’s in my pants? Are you hitting on me?”
Favorite roommate
Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
What a well-rounded joke
Always pet doggo, no matter the situation!
My hotel is sending me mixed messages...
Exposed!
After sex selfies are trending again
Muhammad Gets Roasted
Zuckerberg swearing in
My wife, a Venezuelan smartass
The hacker 4chan never disappoints
Lemme think
Netflix at it again!
Your Uber will be here in 6 Months!
This is wrong on so many levels
200IQ
When you believe too much
Wow, Wendy's, you guys are harsh.
Welcome to Dicksville, Indiana. Population : 18
This spare tire made me chuckle
More Precious Than The iphone Itself.
Post Malone circa 2011
I belive him
u wot m8
McDonald’s McNugget price logic
This is everything.
anon is an american citizen
"He's right behind me, isn't he?"
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Shinji get in the ***ing robot
The animal control we need
It doesn't get more Canadian than this.
Impressive
Anon helps a poor girl
Zuckerberg's true form.
Co-worker brought in roller skate sugar cookies
My boyfriend’s dog is getting a little bigger than we thought she would...