Never take it to a hotel room.
Smart siblings
You are what you eat
Speak for yourself
Ted should turn himself in.
That damned squirrel.
Yodlodo
Just another bot account
Working from home
Just freak me up
Beep boop bop bep
relatable
OK, this one is better
Ah ok, well that explains a few things
Dammit Timmy!
hmmm
reeee
Randomly seen in traffic today.
At today's Senate Hearing
Shook
Only one question echoed through my mind
Twice the pleasure...
I'd rather not open the box if I can't use a turtle.
Raw sauce
Toot
I'll admit it took me a minute to get the joke, I am not a smart woman
Best Burn Roasts Circuit City
I replaced his favourite ball and this was his reaction
Hot wings and even hotter questions.
doot
My friends dog fell asleep in the snow
It all started at a little place called Harvard...
Swiggity Swooty I’m coming for that booty
Every day, for 3 years, I sent my friend photos of this strange looking dog because it thoroughly annoyed him. Then I decided to step up my game...
TOYS R bUSted
Microsoft
Courier: Package left under doormat.
There is definitely a treasure behind this wall.
Rare picture of Mark Zuckerberg enjoying his morning human beverage
Some cinema
My mother went to her physical therapist this morning and texted me. My linked watch has a small screen.
jump
It still is here
I just typed 'odd' into my gif bar and this popped up. I was not disappointed.
S-Susan . . . ?
Ja pierdolę
#10 seems a little... awkward.
Only a reptile would wear this atrocity
Pi-ka!
z u c c
Gay
Arrow Knee
Both cat and dog know the sound of me dialing take out. This is them waiting patiently for the Chinese delivery guy.
If it works, I'll buy a crate!
Hiring hacker like a pro!
Needs more jpeg
hmmm.jpg
on time
Die
A surprise to be sure
Japanese Commercials are on a whole other level
Stay safe kids...
Age appropriate chores
When your Siblings are handsome but YOU must rely on your Charm :p
slirp slirp
busted buster
Same
Increase smile 20%, maintain eye contact, human fooled
Best spot
Don’t think I ever read this one.
zucc
My Priest Helped Me Beat It When I Was Young
Russia's high tech missile defense system
Got a match?
So Barber Can I Please Have...
My dog's facial expressions when I didn't turn towards the dog park.
zucc.cmd
Anon goes to a party
Ree
A friend of mine is a lawyer. He wore these to family court today.
zucc is ready to cuck
F*cking normies!
Everyone keeps comparing Zuckerberg to Data when the real answer was right before us all along. Zuckerborg.
Growing up large
I know what I’m gonna do
Gorfield
Pacific Cat
Today's Meditation.
My wife found this in a parenting book, we have toddler triplets
Dogs
As a Texan, this is a must pack item
Anon supports gay rights
This is so sad
When you get summoned to the judiciary committee for leaking users personal information for more than 10 years.
:notlikethis:
I implor u to spare the yoddler
I can't believe he's all grown up now!
The one thing women really like in a garment
Rong
How I felt the first time I smoked weed and went out in public.