It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
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WHEN DAD GETS SICK OF THE CHARGERS GOING AWOL...
Forget bananas, Arnie for scale
Oh so that’s how the last owners died
High on H2O
d i s c o u r s e
Math really is poetry
potion seller please
I am always #5
Can't ducc the zucc
I need answers
Carrie Fisher letting Daisy Ridley know what she has to look forward too
How they always do it ?!!!!!!
My mom works at an Edible Arrangements store. This was a personalized message from one of her deliveries today..
It should only take me 72 hours to sift through all of the bubble wrap and packing peanuts to find them.
On the reals
The Titanic compared to a modern day Cruse liner
Conspiracy dog suspects a conspiracy
I dropped a box of spaghetti on the ground and accidentally graduated from Art School.
When I talked about babies two days ago and today you see advertisements of diapers on my phone:
15. Our spelling.
My sister is a single mother of 3. Yesterday I found this in her kitchen, which is a pretty perfect representation of her life.
“Why is Facebook spying on me?”
Anon wants his son back
Repost, but so very true. Gets me every time
Still the best meme on the internet
Rent prices visualized onto a map.
Noah, original Pokemon Master
Ok, I admit it. You got me.
We decided to embarrass our daughter at the airport after 3 months away.
zucc.exe has been interrupted
I almost honked at this guy just to see the show.
Timmy's Dad Got Zucc'd
Sneaky is best delivery boy
have some zucc OC
The Godpidgeon says he's sorry that he has to beak you, but that he'll take good care of Carloota for you.
aww geez rick
Not exactly what I had in mind
Our office dog is featured on our marketing materials.
Sure, I’ll keep that in mind
If only I had that power
Advice I can follow
Brace for impact bois
Norm Macdonald is a deeply closeted gay man
He must be having a pretty good track record!
Just let me tighten this screw and you'll be good to go
Nice dress dude
Just seen a penguin skeleton, R.I.P little buddy
Old people and technology never cease to amaze
This is why there is a grey hat
It is concerning when Zuckerbots wax figure looks more human than he does.
this is fine
Look at what I found at work next week!
when someone insults your meme, but they only got 3 post that never made it out of fresh
this 4panel is 100% loss free
Are you a sex robot?
A gramophone would've been too distracting.
evolving to webm
If you'd like I can have my team follow up with you after this.
That one person in the chat group chat who never talks, but reads everything
Never take it to a hotel room.
You are what you eat
Speak for yourself
Ted should turn himself in.
That damned squirrel.
Just another bot account
Working from home
Just freak me up
Beep boop bop bep
OK, this one is better
Ah ok, well that explains a few things