What is Austin Powers’ favorite vegetable?

I feel the same way every Friday the 13th

Dr. Seuss' lesser-known book.

Silence your phone*

Even the dictionary is sick of his shit.

neverending memes

When you type "Google" into google search bar

Facebook new symbol. DataLeak!!!!

I need answers dammit

true

Show him some love bruddas

Top 10 Anime Betrayals

whoa.

Get off deGrasse

Someone was having a little too much fun in Walmart.

This is the exact point at Disney Land where the magic happens

When Facebook quizzes are all you do

On the back cover of Banksy's book

Wonder what happens when they investigate google

Just another dickhead in the restaurant

NoUx2

WHEN DAD GETS SICK OF THE CHARGERS GOING AWOL...

Forget bananas, Arnie for scale

Oh so that’s how the last owners died

High on H2O

d i s c o u r s e

Math really is poetry

potion seller please

I am always #5

Can't ducc the zucc

I need answers

Carrie Fisher letting Daisy Ridley know what she has to look forward too

Schrodinger's USB

How they always do it ?!!!!!!

My mom works at an Edible Arrangements store. This was a personalized message from one of her deliveries today..

It should only take me 72 hours to sift through all of the bubble wrap and packing peanuts to find them.

On the reals

The Titanic compared to a modern day Cruse liner

Conspiracy dog suspects a conspiracy

zuccing

I dropped a box of spaghetti on the ground and accidentally graduated from Art School.

When I talked about babies two days ago and today you see advertisements of diapers on my phone:

15. Our spelling.

My sister is a single mother of 3. Yesterday I found this in her kitchen, which is a pretty perfect representation of her life.

Pear rear

“Why is Facebook spying on me?”

Anon wants his son back

Repost, but so very true. Gets me every time

Still the best meme on the internet

Evolution

Rent prices visualized onto a map.

Noah, original Pokemon Master

Ok, I admit it. You got me.

We decided to embarrass our daughter at the airport after 3 months away.

zucc.exe has been interrupted

Oh, crap...

The face.

I almost honked at this guy just to see the show.

Timmy's Dad Got Zucc'd

Sneaky is best delivery boy

have some zucc OC

The Godpidgeon says he's sorry that he has to beak you, but that he'll take good care of Carloota for you.

aww geez rick

Not exactly what I had in mind

Our office dog is featured on our marketing materials.

Sure, I’ll keep that in mind

DP/Real Picture

Civil War

Tricky

*hacker voice*

If only I had that power

Advice I can follow

Panel

gib

Brace for impact bois

Norm Macdonald is a deeply closeted gay man

He must be having a pretty good track record!

Just let me tighten this screw and you'll be good to go

huh

Nice dress dude

Just seen a penguin skeleton, R.I.P little buddy

0w0

zucced

More memes

YOU DIED

Old people and technology never cease to amaze

Comic adaptations.

This is why there is a grey hat

It is concerning when Zuckerbots wax figure looks more human than he does.

this is fine

ZUCC 100

Rosanos

Zukcat

Look at what I found at work next week!

when someone insults your meme, but they only got 3 post that never made it out of fresh

this 4panel is 100% loss free

Are you a sex robot?

Cat

Because Gravity....

A gramophone would've been too distracting.