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fast as F**K

My 6 year old niece made a list of things that are funny. I figured I’d post it here as a reference sheet for the internet.

Boom boom chack!

Embracing the shit storm

heh

Reeee

Oh hi Mr. Zucc

it only took his 401k.. guess they were financially.. STABLE

Making the best of ice in April.

After one night of drinking and magic

The zucc

Sometimes working at the pet store can get pretty graphic.

Ice juices and butt probes

The star of the wedding: buff and bearded Baby Jesus

This sign in front of a bunch of Venus Flytrap.

An earphone cable in its second life

Software innovation...

This license plate on a Tesla

Interesting septic tank I saw

Sometimes this show understands you

My father in law, a youth pastor, starts every service with a volunteer bringing him a joke.

The true puppeteer

Boys after clean shave

Who you ganna call? Not us

My friend just put this up.

Oook

This job isn’t for everyone

Yer' a hazard Harry.

"Giant Laser"

The girl slept on the subway

accurate

What makes me a true blue Aussie?

Why viral sucks:

Prudhoe Bay, Alaska

Preth any button.

Wait what ?

Where's Zucc?

I'm just here so I don't get fined

on a good day

have some birb OC

When you are one rotation away from completing the Rubik's cube

The level of procrastination

weeb

Got the perfect opportunity to respond to a wrong # today.

When your BFF wants to be more than friends

It’s good advice

Well it IS a Sunday

The only bra that matters is Algebra.

Ah, shit!

A friend made a wise choice 3D printing this masterpiece

I think we deserve to know.

Anon has a billion dollar idea

He was a great man.

Saw this sign from the teachers’ rally in Kentucky, thought it was hilarious.

four

Had to make this guide for my paper company on how to deliver my paper. Will update with their response.

Old McDonlad had a farm...

Saw this on the bathroom wall of a gas station.

Just a heads up, guys

Guilty as charged.

Weird rules

My son is 7 days old and in the NICU. I got to hold him and read to him for the first time. You can almost hear the “Ugh. Dad. Stopppp”

My anaconda don't want none unless you got bonz, hun

Poor Malfoy

My fiancé just sent me this

Every grandparent's computer

It’s a real lion

I guess it wasn't declassified after all

I sometimes like to mess with my wife's decor

I hear ya, Target employee. I hear ya loud and clear.

would explain how they got Lost In Space

Missing cat spotted...next to its own missing cat poster

Best autograph ever!

New Facebook Logo after Data Leak

Aromatherapy

That poor 15 year old escort

Happy wedding shower, Jana. Love the sign!

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears

Gotta get me that miami vice look

Ur dying

Started rewatching Gravity Falls and noticed another genius easteregg

HMMMMMMM...

2018 Rapper

i have done.

by Mennan

Happy weekend everyone

The Memories.

Keeping the trend going

Poor Harry

Imma take a mulligan on that one.

"On that day he fought 6...maybe 7 babies...totally nude...and saved the town"

In the dark recesses of my black soul, I’ll tell you h’what.

Avengers 90s style

And now my son, I give you the power of levitation.

I don’t think that’s right, but I don’t know enough about mushrooms to dispute it

Brians not bombs

It's all about the wording.

When you don't want to go anywhere but you promised

This tip jar