Opening theme song.

Me at work today...

Art history summed up

Hehe very true.

How I found my kitten trying to steal her big sister's food from the top of the fridge...

This happened at my university back in 2014. Seems like the proper day to post it here.

A death in the family

Umm.... Okay?

heh

Is that what I am to you son a punching bag.

It's 4/20 and the school is doing a drug search

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.

Ooh, Diana.

Always double check the tickbox

The eternal fight

Russia's greatest love machine

Animals of the world

Wanna hear a secret

How envy works

You Can’t Find Me

>pokemon

I just wanted to grab a spoon...

shut up Wesley

Does my cat have Ebola?

hugelol's favorite section

Oh damn

:thinking:

I hope their safe now

Bad Luck Witch King

He's mine now

This hotel has had enough. Happy 4/19.5!

you are not fat

The cat's snot bubble

Just a statue practicing good hygiene

the story unfolds

Italian pasta brand advertisement in honor of Simpsons 30th season

Life as an adult when you get your own place

Harvey Weinstein's Couch

What a great buy!

Jesus taking a bath

This guy has seen it all

innovation

My mom made her first meme, texted it to me with the explanation "The contractor is stressing me a little"

Don’t know what to say here !!

One of my students draws little booties on the characters in his illustrations of word problems and I can’t stop laughing.

sneak peek from star wars episode 9

no escape

hmmm

Traps are what?

This about to be everybody tomorrow

Happy holidaze!

Like seriously!!!

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Oh Master Yoda ;)

Great 50 degree spring day for a walk in Minnesota

Its been a rough month! Okay?!

I hope it doesn't become an epidemic...

strategy

Earth always has be the “special one”

Don’t be like Dave!

Seems like the current guy is doing fine though

The level of savagery I one day hope to achieve

We'll never get those days back

Yeah, this is kind of true

Where we dropping boys?

If you're not with me... then you are my enemy...

My wife and I are doing fertility treatments. Today I had to provide a sperm sample. Here's the super erotic not awkward room where you jack off into a cup with your name on it.

Get em while they're young

low effort shitpost

Being an old timey doctor...

lol this nibba doesnt even have a charizard

what a nice laugh

She’s onto something

Car modded to look like an X-wing

The best smartphones - with screen sizes of 55-inches

Just one drink...

how old is tinkerbell?

tro thu

Even slower than snails

Hope I got my ticket

My grandma’s cat refuses to come out while I’m there. But he’s always watching

I chose... poorly

friendship.

This neighbor dispute has a clear winner. And I am now C. Fay from apt 39’s biggest fan.

This pun is bad and I should feel bad.

Mid-Term Exam soon..

I just realized what my "employee handbook" said...

Strong hips ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The perfect summer body doesn't exis...

Google tells you Hobbit meal times.

I had my sister watch my cat for a couple days, and these are all the updates she sent me.

Years go by really fast

That time of the week

Every penny counts

Just a friendly reminder that october is in 166 days

timing

Can't read my mind

yes

Anyone for yoga?.

get it right