Boy, are you big enough?

Humorous Antisocial Tattoo

When you transmutate your son into a dog, but forget that he is retarded

How To Yell

My state has a town that makes 50% of it's revenue from a speed trap. Google made the mistake of visiting it.

Totally baked.

Sign in front of my local tattoo shop

bitconeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

relax, bro

It Looks like there's an axe murderer on the loose...

pony culture is metal as F*ck

Forced into the real world

So my little brother drew this...

Winnie the Pooh - “The Crystal Meth Years“

All praise Lord Keanu

you cant

read this with an eastern european accent

Pretty Kitty

What you would do?

homachu

Amphi-what?

Smash it

This photo of Tom Green and Andy Dick dressed up as each other is really freaking me out.

dog

Well I guess so

Well, I guess they got their discount

Yahoo doesn’t even use Yahoo as a search engine.

Just leave it for the dog

Eminem never won Rock, Paper, Scissor. It was always a draw.

This should be on the front page of Tumblr

I'm married with kids...so every chance I get

Me: .2

happy 420 I guess

Hes watching you even while you sleep.

The door's open this time. Confidence.

are starbucks memes here yet

I just found this daily journal of mine from kindergarten............

That's pretty accurate

We must join with them Ganfalf.

Somebody better buy that Ads space ASAP

Papa Doggo

How to apply for a job like a professional

Nut propulsion

друг

equal rights

Ed.....ward

Now it's all clear to me

saudi man? or yummy jam?

) 

Next time I'm going to Sports Clips.

Zombie defense.

Ricky was just cut from a different cloth.

Wasn’t me

Quod Erat Demonstrandum

The local paper runs a fake add in every issue

This headline

Do you see yourself in this pic :))?

The truth is out there

There are two types of people during Summer.

A worker who has short legs in Baskin Robbins

Yup...my dog

I pass on grass

Canadian Cops

Decided on a name for my boat today

The Woman Of The House

Karen at it again

What a hero!

Sign at my local pub

Is that guy fieri?

I think keyboards have ruined me

(S)ource

This tattoo.

To be Totally Honest

Finger Lickin Good!

The Alliance will not be happy about this...

The Wyoming police are setting 4/20 traps for the second year in a row

Tried To Do Something Nice

Luke Bryan’s tour bus was in town today

Received this bill from self-checkout machine

#1 Seller in 2018

I can’t believe how long it’s been!

How wonderfully childish

Virginity - lost

French humor

Might be a hard sell but at least it's 50% off

"Now George, what did I tell you about teasing the animals!"

And now for the prickly feeling

I'm not sure if-

We really need to start watching our words.

Internet stars now get action figures I guess

'Hey? Aren't you the guys bleaching my coral? Sure I'll take a picture!'

lie

Wait... So what does it do then?

Local PD ready for 4/20

Opening theme song.

Me at work today...

Art history summed up

Hehe very true.

How I found my kitten trying to steal her big sister's food from the top of the fridge...

This happened at my university back in 2014. Seems like the proper day to post it here.