My mom's pet mantis died, so she gave it a proper burial.

Blow the load then hit the road

Show me yer tits

Good times

:thinkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkking:

Good luck to future historians understanding our culture

long man ep 1

Vegan lobster

oops

:thinking:

This ain't my first rodeo.

Seen this and had to share lol

How could i be mad after this?

This becomes more and more appropriate as time drags on...

Oh ok

E E

Your kid misbehaving? A barber in Atlanta believes he has a solution. He will publicly shame your misbehaving kid with an old man's haircut.

My wife is fat shaming me.

Buffy doesn't approve

Killin it with that CVS receipt

Police Department Shooting Range

The Card Reader Is Self Aware

It was horrible. Schools had to delay opening until 11am one day.

Is ocean biking even a thing ?

How to choose an OS

Man's wife wanted a picture of the moment their daughter was born

WAAAAAAAAAAA

Kwik mafs

4th is my favourite

wish it was me

Just one "Word"

so you think you know it all?

How did I never notice that

When you skip more classes than you attend during the semester.

You can't rush a good thing though

Marie always did have a thing for purple

tru

everyone knows it

[E]

When you send a funny to your hubby...

My buddy traveled across the country to visit me last weekend. Unfortunately, he got stuck in his hotel shower for 3 hours. Shout-out to Julio for helping out a man in need.

So much for discreet packaging...

definitely gonna apply to this school

Drinking is important

What even are ads?

The Sequel we Deserve

tf did i buy

Lucky Penny

the jigg is up

High Protein Shite

Heart says pizza but body says salad

New skylight! Sick!

Just in case you think the bartender hasn’t heard that line before

Small victory in war against bots

Just accept it

The side of Wakanda that the left doesn't want you to see

We all should learn from this crow

One knight stand

Kids are geniuses

Antonio Banderas as Pablo Picasso looks like Colin Mochrie

K9-1-1 What's your emergency?

Current implementation of "common-sense" legislations

REDEMPTION

That makes sense now

Lemme murder Schrodingers cat

Currently deployed overseas and wife stuck this to a package she sent. It made my day.

who wore it better?

Even Sony got it right....

F to pay respect

Oh Sheryl.....

The Simpsons got another prediction right again....

Jesus Christ, Karen!

£800 was worth it just for this picture

His heart is in the right place

Really the best

Yeah about that no ones getting any

As long as we're posting signs....

Time to get ready.

Now this is a show I've never seen before

When your kids are too young to choose their costumes, you take advantage. #WEALLFLOAT

Pretty cool motivational gym shirt idea

Never falling asleep in public again!

When the opportunity rises

The person who decided to stock back pain relief on the bottom shelf is either an idiot or diabolical.

Not wrong...

Stretching exercises

When watching anything on cellular data.

One of my employee's "sick day" email. We run an after-school program. He has a wonderful way with words.

Title

Infinity loop

Surely flying nimbus licenses aren’t subject to age limits...

Ye shall not pass!

Man, can’t win for losing

when you walk down the wrong neighborhood

Anon is lucky

*T-pose niggas*

Soup of the day...

I’m American, and a tweet that I sent out was featured in an Australian Newspaper, who thought I was English

Ninja level: Expert

killed