Jesse, its time to cook!

Am...am I supposed to *** the strawberries?

today of all days

Fallout Neutron

>having dignity

This is a PSA

Bros before Hoes.

Sign at a Strip Club in Tucson, Az during the current Teachers Strike for higher pay wages.

Watch out, atheists.

Bob Saget with the important questions

He's being choked in the image lmao

That’s some shit

My girlfriend found this bumper sticker in a parking lot today

Don't do drugs!

When ya hold me in your arms, so tight. You let me know, everything's all right.

The ultimate torture for baby boomers

Anyone lose a cat? We decided to give it a bath in the meantime as she looked pretty dirty.

The science teacher said my project could be on whatever I wanted...

Not so much!

If you're ever confused about the scientific nouns for groups of animals, simply refer to this picture.

yes

Stay safe!

HuEhUe

Hello There

trumpet man

A confession to a friend.

A true coincidence

This teacher’s been a teacher before

Congratulations Disney, from Disney

Why does this font still exist?

Frog parking?

Basic LOL

Just missing Warner

What kind of math is this?

I think the coyote is coming out of retirement.

heh

zzzzz

Flat is justice anyway

:notlikethis:

Always obey the road signs

I saw this chick on Judge Judy who didn't know she was Garth from Wayne's World.

Dwayne “The Doc” Johnson

I spent a whole hour on this

Impressive

anon is a scientist

power

Just a reminder that Mother’s Day is coming up..

Its pissing rain in Colorado today

Posted at my non-American coworker’s desk. We here in the US are a confusing bunch.

Z U C C

Looking forward to Cars 4 with Lightning McMeth

E.T. Never Got Home!

be contained

It can't

2010 is the only year that matters

to a single post

Mexico is a great place amigos

I love reading prison reviews on Google when I'm bored

heh

I was on Amazon looking at metal detectors...

Turf war happening outside my office

Patio Set

I'm beginning to question the credibility of my college...

The pool is open for business.

Finally. Something Millennials can't be blamed for. Thank Generation Z for this.

My wife’s cousin has an issue at her office in klamath falls

A gathering of all Dr. Pepper knockoffs

Oh won't you please take me home

I've found the weakest link!

Harry may not be setting a great example...

None of the parenting books I read warned me that my daughter would turn into The Undertaker when she tried to fall asleep

Chance of getting the job? Absolute zero.

:notlikethis:

The essentials

I can’t wait for humans to explore earth!

It’s been a rough semester

our

NANI?!

dick

The best translation you will ever read

The DAMN reflection she said

2Me8IRL

Infinity War: How it should have ended

Not sure if I should be offended or amused

My community college said it best....

Upvote for respect

That's interᴱsting

The Electrical Cables Have Spoken

Surprised it wasn't a Florida man

Asking real questions

Hello darlin’

Woke up in the middle of the night to a notification that my security camera detected motion. Cue instant heart attack.

Cats; The best way to teach your kids actions have consequences

Only Guys understand this

Get rekt'd mother

This picture hidden behind the toilet paper at a maintenance shop.

Murica

Saalt n Peprr.

I’m late to work...

And it always happens when something is burning on the stove