Know your timelines

Blood cells..

“Life is a highway”

Those cars you drew as a kid actually exist

The pain is real.

I don’t blame my dad, but how wasn’t it obvious?

Somebody give this guy a PhD!

Whistling noise coming from the engine!

hmmmm

Happy Cinco De Mayo .

hehehehe

heh

If.... I.... fits.... I SITS

Ducks need love too

facts

B O I, you do ⁿᵒᵗ ᵏⁿᵒʷ

party hard

FREE ᴿᴱᴬᴸ ᴱˢᵀᴬᵀᴱ LGBTQLKPBUSHDIDNINEELEVENXYZ

After I get paid.

Taking yard sale signs to the next level!

Happy Cinco de Mayo. #neverforget

The truth exposed

absolute U N I T

bollywood <3

When she thinks she's punishing you, but she's not

This comment on a picture

Mmm biscuits

This meteor

Darwin’s finches

ooohhh.....

Always pick your words

The curse of the cursive.

Autobuckets, roll out

Someone let the Pope know

original

My brother's grammar textbook in India

I got hit in the cheek with something, so I looked up and my husband winked and said “Read it, wait here’s a pen.” Then threw a pen at me.

Would’ve gone with “fornicating”

An oldie

Most accurate fortune ever

Giant ***in' triangles

Not today.

Had a little fun on the public chat on my flight

I'm a pizza delivery driver and I got to Execute Order 66 on May the 4th!

Funny, but deep shit?

If it works

T.H.A.N.O.S. Sysytem.

Sweet)

damn right

Just a picture of Charles Barkley with Nirvana

There is no such thing as coincidence

Two giant robots

#putdownthetoiletseat or else...

1977 Sgt. Rock Comic Has a pretty good point.

He fell asleep at the party.. bad mistake.

My wife gave me this Bob Ross book. This photo was inside.. ..

But Weed

Best Positions for Couples

Porking!

Humanity, in all its glory

What alien?

Loads.

Review for an aquarium filter

Or milk.

Me leaving work today, my first weekend off in 3 weeks.

My wife gave me this Bob Ross book today. Inside was this picture.

This is one of the very few of this cancerous meme that made me laugh, enjoy.

Absolutely the truth. Lol

Introvert problems

Not today, I just want a beer.

Happy May 4th

every.single.time.

Tackling the bigger questions in life

I did not know there were rules, neat!

My trip to the edge of the Grand Canyon a few years ago. Once in a lifetime event.

This Prime Cut of Meat

Golden harvest.

May the 4th be with you, and maybe a little forgiveness too?

Anatomy

The good ole days

Apparently not all cats are afraid of thunderstorms

If it’s tits, I sits

God damn it, I hate it when that happens

Add B

A Survivor

One of my girlfriend's 3rd grade students handed this in

Dad jokes for days....

Life can be so unfair

New personal record!

Indian Writing ->

Latter

Curse You, Dinkleberg!!

Tag it

Charleston The Pug

Shitty Star Wars title

Anon plays a chinese game

Last few days been like

"Let's just crop the first part of the ad, it probably doesn't matter."

I'm not feeling so good, comrade

How dare you, Karen?