What happens when I tell people I'm color blind

My brother just turned 36. His wife has a great sense of humor.

At $75 a person, the hors d'oeuvres at my mother's retirement party were the pinnacle of class.

Left in the photo-booth at skyzone in Lancaster, PA.

When the photo angle is just reich.

Found in a dollar store

Any hairdressers in the area?

NO!

Honest Benadryl Ad

For England, James?!

I photoshopped my gecko on the moon. thought it was pretty cute and funny

I'm On My Way!

Been in that rabbit costume a couple times

Let's ban stuff in a parade about being open-minded

"You can't just sit there playing that video game the rest of your life!" Challenge accepted

My girlfriend drunkenly bought our dog a collar with a matching friendship bracelet for herself

It's stupid, I spent way too much time on it. It's probably not funny. But I like to sing "day spa cheeto" in place of "Despacito" so I drew this up based on my that.

When you run out of reasons to drink.

I giggled a bit

My wife spent 2 weeks in Peru teaching women entrepreneur workshops and surfing. Me and the kids made signs for her return.

It definitely looks like a toaster

When this post will not get that many upvotes because there were already too many of them

Beyoncé should’ve taught her I want to see that.

Pleasure room

NotLikeThis

Possibly the best product ever made

Just what I needed to see in my life

V-Sauce here

One more

Baited

Might be a hitman

Everyone's immediate thought as soon as they heard Elon Musk was starting a candy company

My boss HATES scotch tape and loves wine. This was my retirement gift for him

That time the wizard of oz described the entire internet

My boyfriend saw this while driving on the interstate in Louisville, KY.

Why not?! Lol

Anon machine broke

This guys business card

Happiness is everywhere. You Just need an eye to see it!

What color is your cup?

Delivering pizzas

Its allready 2 much of this meme, but here u go

Renly’s about to see the violence inherent in the system!

I'm stumped

Bones is from Ethiopia

feels bad

All warning signs are there for a reason.

She tried all kinds of dating apps in hopes to find a boyfriend, but no luck. The other day, a friend took a pic of her and tagged her. Suddenly hundreds of friend requests.

And the perfect mic placement award goes to...

I cannot deny this!

Been looking all over for this..

This Japanese album cover looks like they're about to *** this old lady up.

Stock photographers never dissapoint me

Probably

I like my individual to be well rounded

Boi

Modern Literature

I think his name is morio.

You can just see the horror progress on this cats face.

At least she recognised her mistake and is owning it.

All the rights, none of the responsibilities...

That turned dark...

Goddamnit Linda

Never do it without your condor

ho yeah

How To: Use Someone's Logic Against Them!

rip James

Ducks are dangerous

you come and go

Bye !

Wood u wood?

Some signs are hard to interpret, not this one, though. The meaning is clear. Cyclists are to blame for the fall of Christianity.

She totally busted me trying to take a candid at a Renaissance Faire

And we peaked at fax machines, no?

Its the end

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Keeping up with the Kardashians

Simple Pizza Tutorial

learn to program

Every Cinco De Mayo

People enjoying Jaws

Painting the captain

Doctors be like...

He’s in the big leagues now

Left my boyfriend unattended with my clip in extensions for 10 minutes...

I've must've missed her, too busy looking at memes.

Why all the questions?

Old job dang truth

Not a cop

When You Have No Kids

Elon Musk announces he’s starting a candy company, then this happened.

If anyone gonna save this man's life it's the girl on the right.

Shit’s going down

The level of disrespect

My wife insists she never feeds the dogs human food while I'm over-the-road, but these faces say otherwise

WHAT DO I DO!!

Fooled me once...

This is happening.

Not today but one day.

Super Smashed Mario