True Horror - kid as exhausted mom halloween costume

those damn girl scouts!

Current trend

Yes

Anon takes the train

relatable

I guess that's a plus?

Containment is futile

Striking it rich!

Adapted

How my dad deals with his *** neighbor who checks with the city whenever anyone does any work on their property

This is why Microsoft Excel logo says X.

atom

undergrad hustle

Yes

Just another day in the South

Scrubs is Awesome

How to keep solar panels in the sun

Online shopping in a nutshell

fake

Glad I ain’t Jim right now

Parents these days..

"42 years from now..."

Dont forget the balls

The one M&M.

Every time you want the cat to hold still.

Am I high af or does this lady’s hair look like a dog wearing sunglasses

HHHHHH

Frog parking only...

don't

I used to be addicted to time travel. That's all in the past now.

"Say cheese!"

My 16 y/o loves to draw. I've been requesting this particular drawing for years and finally got it in my Mother's Day card today.

Happy Mother's Day from Dr. Dre

Next it will be foreskinned knees...

Do you know the prego man!?

Look a mermaid!

Awh mom ur actually hilarious

When I visiting with my mom, I saw this on my brother's door. I think he wants some company.

Happy Mother;s day

Left?

X P

Yes

did you find all the easter eggs?

"Little shop of horrors"

Found these startled lizards in my basement at work

She didn’t even blink

It's a me, Mario !

You can hide but you can’t run

....I think I support this....

Swipe right

You came to the wrong train station mother***er

This sign is hanging in the dining area of our local Greek restaurant.

Hard hitting mattress review

Better than a billion dollars

Only happy accidents.

hmmm

Understandable

Italy is beautiful <3

This car

NotLikeThis

Love this picture

Still killing it on Mother’s Day!

hl3

Now That's A Way To Propose

Biiiiiiitch

ʷʰᵃᵗ?

My GF moved into a new apartment a few weeks ago and today she graduated from college. I thought I’d get her a housewarming present now that her whole family is in town

subtitled for your enjoyment

yes

Tinder Meets Liam Neeson

Wild corndogs

Easy

He calls it "Blue Steel"

This is so sad

Black Panther vs Blade

End of transaction.

He a teacher now

Rocket taking off...

His face at the end says it all

Birbs ranning

Parents done playing fool

That's why you shouldn't wear jeans with holes on sunny days.

Saving one life at a time

I think he has a quest for me

Anon also is autistic for thinking about this

Do you know that your fingerprint says something?

No one should have to wait 458 days for their ***ing LUGGAGE.

Sick but innovative

Sometimes it's the simplest Mother's Day cards that make the best cards...

I found a sidequest in my area!

Dude... look at this bowl, man.

Security

When you love to eat, but you’re picky

Throwback to when this actually got published on live televison

oWo

This is Russia

So terrible...

Robot Religion

Literally hate that people