A lady told me I was a hero for returning her dog today. I found him 2 ft from the sign.

My fiancé told me to pick any picture I wanted from our engagement to hang in our living room. I get the feeling she isn’t going to be thrilled when she sees my selection.

Opened a sauce pan at Ikea to find this...

Modern art

Rate my professor at its finest

Teachers pencil case

Domestication in the Far Side

This honestly made me laugh. Cheers

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

What doesn’t kill you -

This is an ice cream cone ordering an ice cream cone from an ice cream cone.

So what does this say about Ohio?

Would that make it AAAAAA?

During the war..

funny sign

Advertising at its finest.

Finally someone that can handle my sasquatch problem

"These are not the roids you're looking for."

Don't be sober

Borktor strange

bait? i would never

AKA my porn account

Found on facebook.

My son’s entry in their class recipe book

Why though?

This guy is a legend

We can all appreciate a pilot with a sense of humor

Mmmm Tasty.

Open it

My coworkers might love or hate me tomorrow

Dye for you

Depressed doggo

My Friend’s Wife is a School Teacher and received this.

7 years ago I bought a tent but didn't realize it was child sized until I got to the festival and set it up

It's that time of year again.

good boi

Okay then…

Now we know what she will look like when she's old.

indeed

yes

We used to tease Neal because he had glasses.

I think I've gotten myself into a bit of a pickle...

Local strip club doing its part for the environment

The hero we need

The math vandal strikes again!

World Domination

It's da Police

The other day my partner offered to sew up a hole in my pocket. This morning I checked it and found this stitched into it...

wtf

Our City is proud to have the World's largest TeePee. Someone vandalised the sign last night...

ohh no

Smoothness level on this one is high

Duck Licking Sips

alright

When you're smoking for two

Bob Ross is Savage

America Circulation

2018 better

He is always watching. ALWAYS!

Helping Out

The evolution of fashion

Girls and boys given bandanas with no instructions.

Have we met each other?

Im a human

mats

The rabbit is a metaphor for my goals in life

r e l a t a b l e

R.I.P scooter kid

Can't Stump the Trump

Humble contribution to Pun Tuesday

An old concept, but still Gucci. I think...

spooky

This endcap at the store today

You are my drug

hue

5steps to recovery after a traumatic experience.

Books are dope

They discovered her fetish.

Yeah, lift my ban you ***er...

The Brave Knight

oh snap

TF2 > Overwatch

A Mustache is Just Eyebrows for the Lips.

Ahmad Rashad is the Michael Jordan of picking shitty groomsman.

Dead diet

Yis

Numer of years it took each product to reach 50 million users

An unsinkable business opportunity

Sorry, I'm british

This bed frame from IKEA

My favourite funny scene from The Naked Gun!!!

Please hurry

Water or....

Kitty cat flower power

yes

One of the best pleasures in life....

Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby...

hue

Don't be ricist!

Internet life