Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
133,711 6-Year Club
Just call me Dikasso
"my generation music sucks, but im cool"
Some unexpected shade thrown by Meijer.
We are a flying spaghetti monster.
They may have removed it, but he'll be back.
Sometimes you just need a break
“Lenny, this is getting out of control..”
Don’t get Terry started..
No amount of money could make me do this.
Things in Hawaii are getting out of control!
Run Forest... Run
Road rage in Canada
get hyped or get out
Doesn't Korn just look like an older and fatter NSYNC?
Don’t screw with my gummy bears
My boyfriend’s aunt commissioned her coworker to do a family portrait for her mother. 6 months & $50 later... worth it.
I remember the Bible a little differently...
Stone Toad Steve Austin
Legend says SeniorTacos is still dabbing till the end of time
My uncle looking like Napoleon Dynamite back in the day......
Mom is THOT
I really hope I get marks for this, will report back
We need to show you love mama
I can see Cena, but I feel as though there's another dude that is standing so incredibly still...
How real men eat instant noodles
It's still better than calling for their mom...
My brother went to prom and we caught this photo of him.
Why is this in a schoolbook?
This guy on my universitys confession page understands the process...
Someone took this Guns n' Roses joke too far, too well not to post here
“I’m telling mom!”
Well Well This is in my Bucket List for sure!
When your surname is too popular
V for vegan
Pluto is family, and family sticks together
Steve Irwin vs Charizard
Look I just made you a bowl of cookies 'n cream
To be fair, Doctors are extremely busy all the time...
the gospel, in a nutshell.
Trust no one
They always be twitching or up to something
Stupid puns are best
In canada rn
Years of meditation
TIL women's bathrooms are shittier than men's.
RIP The Daily Show
Best employee shirt
Someone in Yosemite has jokes!
A lady told me I was a hero for returning her dog today. I found him 2 ft from the sign.
My fiancé told me to pick any picture I wanted from our engagement to hang in our living room. I get the feeling she isn’t going to be thrilled when she sees my selection.
Opened a sauce pan at Ikea to find this...
there's no escape from this pain
Rate my professor at its finest
Teachers pencil case
Domestication in the Far Side
This honestly made me laugh. Cheers
Drugs are bad, mmmkay?
What doesn’t kill you -
This is an ice cream cone ordering an ice cream cone from an ice cream cone.
So what does this say about Ohio?
Would that make it AAAAAA?
During the war..
Advertising at its finest.
Finally someone that can handle my sasquatch problem
i'll slap your sh*t boy
she needs vitamin D
"These are not the roids you're looking for."
Don't be sober
bait? i would never
AKA my porn account
Found on facebook.
My son’s entry in their class recipe book
This guy is a legend
We can all appreciate a pilot with a sense of humor
My coworkers might love or hate me tomorrow
Dye for you
My Friend’s Wife is a School Teacher and received this.
7 years ago I bought a tent but didn't realize it was child sized until I got to the festival and set it up
It's that time of year again.