It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
377,768 Gold Club
Well will it?
I'm sorry for his loss
Every airplane seating chart
When you're on a flight to Ft Lauderdale
But, what would I know?
we should kill it
Voldemort Steve Harvey
Can't tell me nothin!
I had a cinematic flash back when my daughter took a bath recently
See you Friday!
On the Road!
Local Sheriffs Dept. posted this.
All that Photoshopping & they couldn't help out dad?
Anon likes traps
Mom-“Be thankful for what you have.”
This Photo of Will Smith looks like Uncle Phil
A wHOLY different experience
My wife says she'll go the extra mile for me
The ultimate crossover
Put a sneaker on your dog's bone and ask people if they've seen a jogger hopping by
When it’s your child’s birthday but you’re an anti-vaxxer
I gave this driver the go-ahead to get in front of me in traffic, and then got a sensible chuckle when I closed in.
Saw this in my Facebook memory. I am not here to take any credit, which should go to the creator but just wanna post for fun.
Brothers in arms
My blanket's washing instructions, I'm so not sleeping now...
Dang it Dave!
This is our generation guys.
Yearbook quote .
For Canadian babies.
“He who fights with lolicons should be careful lest he thereby become a lolicon."
I can't believe this is real!
You shouldn't be surprised at this point
The awkward first meeting with your girls parents...
Don't ask me
Dolly is up to date on the memes!
i hate those so badly
My color-blind friend gave me his keys and said the blue one is for the building door and the orange is for the apartment
When a game has two different endings
I’m pretty sure this is the other way around, but since I don’t have a boat I’ll keep my mouth shut
Kids be like.....
It took me months of washing my hands to notice my mother in law “photoshopped” one of her cats into a picture with her other cat
That's why space sucks
6 in 1 :-D
mmm mmm good
What Bacon sees when I'm frying it
When you leave your white girl for a latina
We didn't felt like dying all that much
When you see an ad for AdBlock
After this she shall be named Sweet Cheeks
This is appropriate
Always train the new guy
Teach me, oh rock shaped one
Just drama things
There is no Me in Chewing Gum
Change my mind
Welcome to 2018
may I say it?
Anyone else stuck on this one ?
Some Doctor is in biggggg trouble.
Nine out of ten historians agree that Vlad would LOVE marshmallows
Yup, quite useless
See you later, virgins!
Eminem & M
I shall show you
Good bye friend
Lemme help you
Excuse me nature
And that's how JoJo was created
It looks so weird here
That one time I met R. Lee Ermey and asked him to choke me...
The Lindsey Lohan
Hey gurl, why don't you sit here?
In fairness, that is what I said.
I hope I get a buff next patch
*starts drifting in vn commadore*
Be like them
Get played fool
Im moving to Sweden for a few months, some of my buddies wanted to recreate a picture before I left.