How to protect yourself from rape

My mom dug up this old photo of me in my homemade duct tape suit

All the freaking time....

Gotta love windows

The plot thiccens

Norton in a nutshell

Full version

The school asked each child to bring a fish

Saw this at my local card shop

Marvel & DC counterparts.

Anon gets hunted down

Anon is Robin Hood

My dad broke my leg again

Kudos to whomever did this.

If social media sites were real people

Didn't knew they made an eco fueled DeLorean

Excuse me sir do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour?

Time to trim the bush.

Vincent van Whoa

Coworker shared this gem today

An American exchange student got stuck in a statue of a vagina in a German university.

I was deep in thought when...

hahaha

This is community!

Jurassic Park, except the dinosaurs are from the 90's TV show "Dinosaurs"

Sneaky little Hobbitses

When you have no support in your life but still manage to hold on...

Self-reflection is key

I've found a soulmate !!

No items, Simpsons Only, Bathtub.

Hello there

Symbolism behind the German flag

i always knew this day would come

This billboard

How to nail a job interview

First haircut thank you letter ...

2 ways to look at life

Shrek is filled with helium.

It's real..

For the Royal Wedding tomorrow, my child’s nursery said the kids can dress as Princes or Princesses. We went for The Artist Formerly Known As Prince.

mmmm good

Cycle of life!

Somebody hacked the electronic road sign on a busy street in my town.

Enjoy some OC

P R O T E C Smile

I'm hoping my Sgt doesn't notice

Deadpool 2

Wonder what his problem is?

Don’t want to do that too often

I had a loud poo, wife laughed, got home from work to find this.

This sign in the Asian supermarket.

I got to meet captain planet tonight.

I still don’t see him...

That's why cap is a virgin.

She’s so salty

Laurel not having it today

My career in the making!

Dog jokes...

Step 1: try to take cute pic of dog and baby. Step 2: dog sneezes during pic. Step 3: accidentally capture my dogs inner demon, and my son thinks it's funny.

This coke I saw on display in this vending machine may need to be changed.

1998-2018

Said the....

How to lose a job at Apple

Could always save on gas

✔️

Paint me like one of your bhen chods, Jackdeep.

>Removed<

*mutter mumble grumble*

Minimalist watch showing only what you need to know

Most likely.

My friend told me that my girlfriend’s dog looks like a person pretending to be a dog

True most of the time

Why make America still greater

This

yesn't

Portal loop of kid getting hit by a ball

BANZAAAAAAI!

Didn’t notice until after I stole the pen. Good work Jerry.

I am shit with ironic over the top titles, so: Dogs.

HAH, GOT EEEEMMMMM

Thanks for letting us know, Mitch.

Good Night

Haunted vegetable.

Dollar Dollar Bills

And my Dad is my protractor.

Every scene is a meme now

fast

Birthday card I made for my sister who is allergic to the full spectrum of human emotion

Best one so far

Checkmate Flat Earthers

No it's not a demon dog.... it a pinecone!

That's quite the dedication

A little tip for exam season

Usually

How to get inside story.

When you are really happy, but life have different plans

YES

New Herald of Galactus PBF Comics

"The Knuckle buster"

mind blown