PLeas be patient am acoustic thx
They get it...
Just pronounce it
Blue shell pin badge. Saying it how it is.
Im a security guard just doin my rounds, walked into the conference room and saw this.
my pickup line: "to reach happiness, you only need to ligma"
Hotter than the sun
Bow down to your Karma King
Good boy... bad cop
Not sure if this should go on lapel or hat
Point of agreement
Remember be safe introducing your child to pets.
Same old soviet union
The Sandman by It’s the Tie
A friend found a portrait of himself in the local pub
A helpful sign.
Roadtrips in a nutshell
You had one task
First period of dating someone and spending to much time together
"What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson
This is what happens when you drop your nokia
I chose alcohol
True care and looking out for people
U got me
Now this is Real Life!
That’s the English language for you
OMG!! I had that same lyft driver.
When you try VR for the first time and your friends are watching you:
My ice maker works. So I got that goin for me which is ice
In my sisters halls
My buddy got tired of people asking about his height.
Notice: it is now poetry time.
A wholesome post nobody expects from /pol/
I’ll call you guys tomorrow.
My grandson's hardcore.
Believe me. My socks are the best.
A pro to having 3 fingers
Bitcoin finally explained
She better not fart
The internet is ruthless and I love it.
My oldest brother and I have such similar looking faces that even with our faces swapped, we still look the same
Just sharing sibling conversation
Well, they aren’t wrong.
We all know an Eric
This is a legitimate yelp review I found for my local domino’s before ordering delivery. I can’t stop laughing.
Sure, makes perfect sense
Mini me stranger! Remarkable resemblance!
I remember Pokémon
I’ll take mine over here
Something everyone can agree on
this should be in every existing mall
Rodney Security System
Naughty goat gets the noodles
A bat never hurt anyone
Me after watching MasterChef
We pranked the PA into thinking the house duster was a sound boom. It’s been hours and he still has no idea.
Spotted in Wasilla, Alaska
Ok, I will.
Stop at the same store every morning and forgot my change yesterday so they set it aside for me. I think I need to cut down on the lottery tickets and energy drinks.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Huckleberry is on top of his game.
Maybe I will one day
I found the key to life in a review for headphones.
1 nanosecond after he saw a cat
Demonstrate what exactly?
My three year old son and I just finished this book. Tonight, we’re going to rent the movie.
This bar obviously owns a cat
My brother just had a tumor removed from his salivary gland. This is the first picture I get from my Dad.
Highway sign in Boston
Dun nu... dun nu... dun nu...
Dentists are scared of you just as much as you're scared of them!
Never knew you could look the type...
But wait...is Annie OK? Is she OK???
You never know when duty calls
Skinny doesn't taste as good as eating an entire thing of Orange Milanos by yourself at 2 a.m. on a Thursday.
School is starting
I'll walk through your picture, I don't give a ***