Muggle Weapons

Anon goes to the beach

My Daughter leaves "dolls in unusual scenarios" all over the house, wherever she plays. This one, in particular, caught my attention, today.

These are for *dogs*? Oh...

Kidnapping.

A S C E N D I N G

The Eagles Always Win

Someone is disappointed with the Royal Wedding

Probably my favorite royal wedding tweet.

So orignal

Qui-Gon Jin is there, but really far away | Testing Migalhas' theory

cat

Prison break gone wrong

Best. Sign. Ever.

I just stole this from ***

Ruthless.

Heck yeah brother!!

All I could think during the Royal Wedding

Sorry

NYtimes Doing it right

The Shawshank Erection

Four cats in heat

Repairs two years of damage!

Now im craving a jerky.

A choice was made here.

Every Frickin Restaurant

Not a bad thought!

Oh look, a lemon..

They can be dangerous no matter how cute they look.

The only Royal Wedding I care about

My role model!

Everything that has happened since the dawn of mankind has been leading to this.

“Nice butt.”

This guy zones

There goes my hero

Ayyyee

Some people really love toast.

Something I saw while home depot.

Lmaoo

Anon gets dabbed on

NO HAMSTERS!!

Behind every great man.......

Never too young for FB

First thing that came to mind

When you don’t get the job you wanted, but hubby saves the day.

A strange story

What a mess...

The only self help book I might actually read

...and that is enough internet for me today, thank you.

Approved for kids

I don't think I'll ever take a picture better than this...

Redbull isnt feeling good

oh no

this is kinda cute though

Sad to see Wolverine go

When you got a wedding at 12pm but gotta fight Dracula at 6

This is Canada

Relatable

LIES!

Today we celebrate the most memorable royal wedding in recent memory

It will take you to a whole new world.

Its puzzling sometimes

When you’re in an argument with someone and he says something kinda true

Princess Charlotte sums up my feelings about the Royal Wedding.

With summer coming up

Category is: People who annoy you

hue

Not sure if I want to see what’s happening behind the sticker.

Confirmed

The future is now

Vietnam-era Zippo lighter previously belonging to a soldier of the US Army

cards

Thanks Urban Dictionary

Thanos pimpin’ his new ride

Harry Potter and the Arms of Fire

This is america

Silly Harry

Me when I see myself in the mirror getting out of the shower

Satanic doggos

Windows gave me this

Just going to leave this here...

Follow me picture

Queen Elizabeth, Prince Phillip and Prince William reacting to Bishop Curry at Royal Wedding

Sometimes honesty is not the best policy...

That time I saw someone try to smuggle 50 boxes of cookies out of the Orlando Airport and was treated like a drug lord.

Today this pigeon has an interview. I hope he will be hired.

Nice noice

Have some respect

Royal wedding anarchy

Well I guess I'll watch the royal wedding, but only for the ceremonial dipping of the hands in the pudding.

You done messed up, Yanny!

Confidence at its finest

BBC doing some trolling.

Best pirate

“Bandit Plate”

Caught You

Look again.

When you’re getting married at 12, but you’ve got to blow up Alderaan at 3

Dog reports

I wonder how he figured that out