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when I'm drunk at party and my jam drops
Good guy Santa
It's on Wikipedia so it's true
Getting old but still looking young
It's just not the same as it used to be...
Whenever you feel unimportant, remember that barbie has a sister
Advice for the suicidal
Finding the right roommate
Once I got that lucky with a girl...turned out to be a guy
When you're someone else's b*tch
They're both sh*te
When will then be now?
I bet she can't stand him.
Trying to hide acne with make up
College in a nutshell
Real reason behind Dutch liberalism
Brutal as toast
Well that escalated quickly.
Sea monster, submarine, is the same thing.
...or you have drugs ;)
Cleverbot as helpful as always
Can Someone Photoshop ..? Thanks ..
Sounds like me trying to study
"I thought Iran and Iraq were the same too"
God damn Todd
Day in China : They still have no idea I'm American
The Best of Norton AV
I blame the public education system.
Nick Offerman without the Moustache.
When you take your girlfriend to a One D concert and you notice a friend of yours
When cashier ignores your hand and puts change on the counter
But can you at least act like it did?...
stabbin trees is a sign of manliness
How should anon suicide?
You're too slow
ISIS 1 hour after crossing the russian border.
Dildos cost less than you think
CNN must think I'm a really twisted person.
that pun though
"And what do we say to broken bones? Not today!"
What cup is this?
Seems like Disney ain't the only one destroying childhood nowadays...
Happens All The Time
Something about names being misspelled.
old but gold
When you know you're hitting it tonight
how to ward off jehovas witnesses 101
That Verizon guy has got some sass....
Computering high AF
Everybody Hates PETA
Things you can say about your house but not your wife.
That'll be 45$ please
You've got the AIDS
Give it back !
Because everything is better in pink!
lonely, hungry and sleepy
Goodnight Hugelol,I go to sleep now
What would your 5 year old self think of you?
Majestic as f*ck
For those wondering.
Why isn't she cooking?
Who needs a truck anyway?
Replace "I need Feminism" with "I need therapy" and it makes a whole lot more sense
Every woman when she sees the size of my ... Stamp collection
Copyright by Larry Flynt
If you need to do something stupid, at least make it look epic
Home Alone in real life
Why does Walmart need greeters?
My bike is a L2Gof*ckyourself
Those feminists have gone too far
What do we say to ebola?
She says she's on the pill
I wish i was this good