Dad told me to pick a new shower curtain. Apparently I'm "A disappointment, son"

Go hard or go....

The cat is like "***, they got me!"

The reporters who didn’t think of this headline are jelly

Adults want to live too.

That's not how this works..

Can't stop singing this after watching the trailer for Fallout 76.

Uhh, yeah!

Give a hoot!

Women in Japanese

I know what I'm getting now.

Looks like Bhutans traffic department has sense of humour!!

What ?

IT IS HERE DESPACITO 2!

Is this a Nintendo?

Criminals, criminals everywhere

My friend sent me this... I’m not sure if he is mentally alright, but oh well

How to draw: a rose

Rugrats.

I like food, im independent

With its powerful hind legs...

where is he!!!!!!!

Me making Fun of vegans vs..

RIP in peace

That would be rude

KIM KARDASHI-UN

I wonder why that is.

"Financial Mistake"

Consummmmeee

Let's do some math!

Fighting the good fight.✊

A good ol’ book! ;)

At least now we know

The Impossible

I'm pretty sure it was worth it.

Where dinosaurs come from

I need to work here.

I’m confused

Had a laugh outside papa johns today

A lady cut me off when I pulled up Siri today

Let my daughter pick out her birthday outfit and put her in her favorite shoes. Noticed a resemblance...

Classic Batman doesn't mess around.

To measure my stupidity

You think I'm a cat? Plot twist. I'm a kangaroo..

He wants to see your supervisor.

Hunting with shotgun only

F*ck youuuuuuu

He sure did hurt him

What the *** jenny

Tortoise and hare

oh damn

Average Face

You can't ride your bike here

Found this in the dressing room of a local consignment shop

hmm

Not historically accurate.

lol

Nephson.

My friend is in her 20s and entered this because there was no age limit.

Some good advice

Cartoons paused at the perfect moment

Life Tip

B : BE GONE THOT

Woman ends up in hospital after mistaking builders expanding foam for hair mousse.

Spotted on my way through Ikea

Jack on Pepper Jack

The Original Unisex Bathroom

Candy Tax

There is danger in his eye

Wooosh, Happy Day !

You saying my baby is ugly?

Me vs Life

There’s your problem right there.

Sting aka. The master of disguise

There are 540 billionaires... Jeff’s t-shirt

We should get Samuel L. Jackson to do the voice over for this book

English is such a fascinating language

pun

Barum Tish.....

I’m bouta get me some hair like that

Never trust anyone

exactly

Just throw it in

Arthur 2 is confirmed

Damn 75 mil is pretty good.

Black

good

Funny way of animal exhibit being worked on at Zoo

Possums chew funny...

These just write themselves

Mother of Pizzas

Dank Fusion

I don't have a clever title or anything, but I wanted to share this silly dog.

A big joke

spot the odd one

Parents lie, the truth hurts

My old school asked kids in preschool what they wanted to be when they grew up.

Someone call the Men in Black

Even alpacas are better looking then me!

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