Me looking at my food in the microwave

"Touch my groot"

WTF fortune cookie!?!?

Marriage in Emojis

Kanye East ;)

The only one left

Mountain momma

there will always be haters!

Dogs + Hugs =

The last picture:mom and me

soup time

No matter what, you say?

My dad changed my oil for me while I was away on vacation...and left me a pretty legit invoice. At least he works for cheap.

This magnet

Saw this in a pub in London

Searching for a desktop fan and found this review...

The Stoned Traveler

You better have Mickey's Money.

Possibly the best name for a Home Reno company ever.

Flash

When you graduate from online school!

NotLikeThis

Doggo

When The Godfather accepts an offer to babysit.

Glad to see our tax money is being properly spent

I dunno anymore

Never mess with the pope

Cotton chicken candy nuggets!

Patrick was always the funniest

Graffiti Material.

Black Adder was Gold!

The correct response

*shakes ball hard af*

Many, many times...

heh

I just said hi to this card board cut out. I hate Wal-Mart.

Ghost egg scared of its own tits.

In the Lincoln memorial?

I've Never Wanted to Be in a Gang More Than This One!

Woke

These sequels are only getting better

Data or Data ?

Sister’s first time using deodorant.

I love summer

Take it back now y'all

Oh Snap

Philosophising

[Sneak 100]

Soundtrack is being worked on by Toto

Please show me

Not exactly the result i was expecting

Dad told me to pick a new shower curtain. Apparently I'm "A disappointment, son"

Go hard or go....

The cat is like "***, they got me!"

The reporters who didn’t think of this headline are jelly

Adults want to live too.

That's not how this works..

Can't stop singing this after watching the trailer for Fallout 76.

Uhh, yeah!

Give a hoot!

Women in Japanese

I know what I'm getting now.

Looks like Bhutans traffic department has sense of humour!!

What ?

IT IS HERE DESPACITO 2!

Is this a Nintendo?

Criminals, criminals everywhere

My friend sent me this... I’m not sure if he is mentally alright, but oh well

How to draw: a rose

Rugrats.

I like food, im independent

With its powerful hind legs...

where is he!!!!!!!

Me making Fun of vegans vs..

RIP in peace

That would be rude

KIM KARDASHI-UN

I wonder why that is.

"Financial Mistake"

Consummmmeee

Let's do some math!

Fighting the good fight.✊

A good ol’ book! ;)

At least now we know

The Impossible

I'm pretty sure it was worth it.

Where dinosaurs come from

I need to work here.

I’m confused

Had a laugh outside papa johns today

A lady cut me off when I pulled up Siri today

Let my daughter pick out her birthday outfit and put her in her favorite shoes. Noticed a resemblance...

Classic Batman doesn't mess around.

To measure my stupidity

You think I'm a cat? Plot twist. I'm a kangaroo..

He wants to see your supervisor.

Hunting with shotgun only

F*ck youuuuuuu

He sure did hurt him

What the *** jenny