Sentry
How time reverses things.
Warning in advance.
Lactose Anyone?
Remember, don't forget to call me "Chief".
My wife sent me our son's music results with the comment "I can think of, like, 7 ex-boyfriends who needed a scoresheet like this"!
Life advice for any age.
That time of year!
I’m gonna have to try that
Went to a job interview, saw this in the lobby.
Bravo!
RIP Daniel
Quit for good
Should a Girl go out like this?
"What do you mean I'm adopted??"
Nonna’s pasta brings all the boys to the yard
Nail'd it.
Water in Italy.
Grammar police at it again
I found both sides of the story
Surpass the limitations
Rip loli tag
My mom unknowingly bought a bong for her crystal/glass collection. We have no intention of telling her.
Attention passengers..
Our new foster dog’s reaction when you ask her if she’s a good girl...
Ungrateful brats
Eminem is a Legend
My kid's grounded so she had to help power wash the deck. I came back to this. Grounding extended.
So THAT'S what those orange cones were for.
Autists
This is what international diplomacy has come to in 2018
Stupid gold diggers
Welcome to Hell, Mom!
Apple Now Supports Windows
No word on whether the Missus was similarly satisfied.
:notlikethis:
shit tier meme sorry
accurate
Good morning, comrades!
When you keep writing "deoxyribonucleic acid" instead of "DNA" in your bio essay to meet minimum page requirement
It's all ok now
NO BANTA LICENSE!
Some drugs are cheaper
An ad for a BBQ Dad
Perfect irony.
The Early Bird Gets The....Nevermind.
Wipe Away the Tears
Awesome Selfie with the gang! Cool shot
Makes sense
ahah xD
Roses are red. A church has a steeple...
The mountain with his girlfriend
real photo of an extraterrestrial being
Saw 2 boxes having sex on the drive home
Gay is now cured
+Jews!
hahaha
Joe Rogan trying his hardest
Old man Logan
Rockin the phedora?
I don’t think this one is mine.
The best part of hand-me-down textbooks
Rain on my parade
Oh Anthony
Dam I'm only 24 and I already have one of these.
Braces off
Elephants are so intelligent!
BRÖTHER, MAY I HAVE SOME CHËËT?
Strike
T H I C C
pull the trigger
shogun post
good begainning,bad ending
Everybody suffers in the retail industry
The movies make it seem so easy...
real men have curves
Something went wrong here.
Age Old Arguments.
This is needed on every menu.
Jurassic World, Pennsylvania edition.
This is my kind of art.
Well, I never knew that
The real pro tip is in the customer questions.
My cousin works part time at a nursing home and writes down a quote from a resident each day
Who’s The Bald ***?
That makes total sense!
I'm with Gary...
*kid does something*
Ready to sail!
We've come so far
Canadian Sexting
We have all experienced this.
That rabbit's alright.
TB
I mean, cmon.
Sign found at the LA Zoo
OMG ARE THOSE ON HIS HEAD CAT EARS?????
Hey, wiretap.
In your darkest hour...
Young or Adult, It doesn't matter. Male will be same till the death.