Turned 40 today. My kids greeted me with this tradegy on my front porch......
Sleep!!!
It is OUR Wednesday
Big penis OR great memory - which one you choose?
Bad teeth
My culture is not your snackfood!
Lawbreaker
Had to do a double-take walking down the hallway at work this morning.
Oh yeah that's what you doing
Gotta try this.
Stop Killing Gingers..
Hugelol.jpg
Make sure to let your dough rise in a cool, dry area.
The F5 key and updates
Always Rember
This one always cracks me up
How to properly love a dog
New edition.
*Laugh Track*
anon reeee-invents himself
yess
I see
Anon helps a kid
Scary true
June's a lucky girl
Would you be surprised?
This laptop takes a picture of whoever wakes it up
Only one
Shitty OC
Driver IQ Level: -912494734
Just put two 12 inch subs and an amp in the back of my car
Could work...
There’s a snake in my boot!
Your Uber has arrived at your location
Mixed Senses.
The masterpiece we deserve
When you're getting beatup and your fat friend tries to help
Kleenex really gave this Spider-Man tissue box a "crappy" design
Not hungry, eh?
This is so SAD can we P L E A S E copy strike the cuban dairy market?
Take a look at Vishnu Arora's collection.
He saved everyone but couldn't save himself
A job well done.
win after win
Near Toronto
Hiring a responsible person
Have fun with those meetings
Rocky hasn’t been taking well to his training
Prove me wrong.
Lets Go Superdorks!
A unique coffee order request...
I got my deaf mother hooked on Parks & Rec. Yesterday she sent me this picture and the message, "I'm sure it is."
Literally!!!
Goals.
Our FaceTime perfectly froze when my girlfriend’s dog was about to puke on her.
Sentry
How time reverses things.
Warning in advance.
Lactose Anyone?
Remember, don't forget to call me "Chief".
My wife sent me our son's music results with the comment "I can think of, like, 7 ex-boyfriends who needed a scoresheet like this"!
Life advice for any age.
That time of year!
I’m gonna have to try that
Went to a job interview, saw this in the lobby.
Bravo!
RIP Daniel
Quit for good
Should a Girl go out like this?
"What do you mean I'm adopted??"
Nonna’s pasta brings all the boys to the yard
Nail'd it.
Water in Italy.
Grammar police at it again
I found both sides of the story
Surpass the limitations
Rip loli tag
My mom unknowingly bought a bong for her crystal/glass collection. We have no intention of telling her.
Attention passengers..
Our new foster dog’s reaction when you ask her if she’s a good girl...
Ungrateful brats
Eminem is a Legend
My kid's grounded so she had to help power wash the deck. I came back to this. Grounding extended.
So THAT'S what those orange cones were for.
Autists
This is what international diplomacy has come to in 2018
Stupid gold diggers
Welcome to Hell, Mom!
Apple Now Supports Windows
No word on whether the Missus was similarly satisfied.
:notlikethis:
shit tier meme sorry
accurate
Good morning, comrades!
When you keep writing "deoxyribonucleic acid" instead of "DNA" in your bio essay to meet minimum page requirement
It's all ok now
NO BANTA LICENSE!
Some drugs are cheaper
An ad for a BBQ Dad
Perfect irony.